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1. business person's orgasm
ones' naked body being covered with $100 bills!!

severe titillation when looking at ones' giant bank balance!!

worship of money going well beyond any form of sexual release!, -especially applicable to non-orgasmic females!!
john did that deal, then looked at his balance sheets, and had a business person's orgasm!!

when i had sex with her, she couldn't "get off"; but when we finalized the mcfoolsley deal, she was all smiles!! and seemingly titillated...-SPOOKY!

sarah palin signed the new 'deal' and got 'moist', having herself a business person's orgasm!!

she "parked tocks" in the new mercedes and proceeded to have herself a business person's orgasm!!
2. super finger
A gesture created by Comedian, Dane Cook, which replaces the older "middle finger" with a more significant gesture which can be used both postively and negatively.

Also prounounced "Su-fi"

Dane Cook said the old (classic) finger says "screw you dumb person."

The SUPERFINGER screams one of two things depending on how you use it.

In "PISSED OFF MODE" it means:

"FUCK YOURSELF YOU FUCKING NOTHING PUDDLE OF FUCKDEW. YOU DRIPPING STICKY BLEACH SMELLING MASS OF EXTREME UBER-MENTAL RETARDATION. SOUR JIZZ FUCKASSFACE. EAT MY FUCK WITH AN EXTRA SIDE OF FUCK FRIES.
YOU FUCKHOLE." This is a paraphrase.

Or, in "FEEL THE LOVE" mode it mean:

"I realize you are feeling my truth and my dedication. You're saying THANKS FOR JUST BRINGING IT HONEST and I return that vibe with the SU-FI. You can't fuck with the truth and I appreciate that you would indicate that to me with a flash of the SU-FI. Respect and accomplisment I wish for you."
I got cut off on sunset blvd. so I gave the asshole a superfinger.

Dane Cook is the greatest comedian in the business today, I showed him my appreciation by giving him a su-fi
3. leni
adj. {lee nee} Describes a person (generally a woman) who is beautiful both inside and out who is always trying to do something for other people around her - friends, family, strangers - but never thinks she's doing enough so that you look at her and see a super-human angel, but who sees herself as still not having the edge that everyone thinks she has. Most people fall in love with leni people (lenis) practially immediately, but lenis don't know why, and have trouble believing it when people tell them.

Orig. Pet name used by close friends of Ilene Spark, an author from Nashville. Popularized when her first, semi-autobiographical book was published.
"She teaches her kids everything, is a fantastic cook, runs a business, is writing a new book, and still manages to help old people move in to a new home. But she thinks she's losing it. She's so... leni."
4. rager
A term used in the midwest to describe someone who is basically both a hippie and a raver, almost always a dealer of extremely hard to find psychedelics, wears a wrap, loves dubstep and bassnectar and also goes to schwagstock and carbondale alot, and is more than likely a member of the grateful dead family, but also hits up the warehouse party, but only when there's a suitable amount of dubstep. This person can get you the absolute best molly and shrooms in the world, but don't trust the "mescaline" or "rc's", and definitely don't trust the L or deemster unless you know for a fact that this person is down with the super heady business.
Person 1: Don't trust those ragers over there.
Person 2: What kind of god thought hippie-raver hybrid was a good idea anyway?
Person 3: Dude, that rager just hooked me up with some 4-Aco-Mipt. Wicked!
5. nascar
National Stock Car Association... or something like that. Founded on the East coast of the US in 1947 by Bill France. Featured great drivers like Junior Johnson and Lee Petty in the '50s. Car's were almost completely (85-90%) stock, which in a bad thing when it comes to safety. Most tracks were very twisty, and on unpaved roads. Most early NASCAR stockers topped-out at around 110mph, give or take a few. Of course, 4-wheel drum brakes were standard fare, and they hadn't even though of roll bars or window netting until the early '60s. In a accident, drivers could be killed easily. Since cars back then were very primitive, driver's had to work alot harder and drive alot better than they do today, with the safety and the aerodynamics and the super hi-tech V8's. Chrylser and Oldsmobile were very involved with NASCAR in throughout the '50s. By the latter-half of the '60s, Ford/Mercury and Dodge/Plymouth were the only teams really involved with racing. Engineers had essentially just discovered aerodynamics, and cars such as the Ford Torino Talladega and Dodge Daytona incorporated the latest in hi-tech aerodynamic aids. Suspensions and drivetrains had also gotten considerably better, but not to the point were it took the 'fun" out of driving. Safety had improved vastly, too, in part because of a crash in which Richard Petty ended up with hundred of shards of glass in his eyes. Materials were made better and stronger, and multi-point roll-barrs were used. Materials were also made o...
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6. parawhore
One of those super annoying freshmen girls that lives their entire life by everything Hayley Williams says or does. Also, the ones who insist they're "scene kids" just because they can wear a bow by their bangs and know all the words to Misery Business.
Haley: "I'm such a parawhore."

Haily: "ZOMG! I'm a parawhore too!"

Halie: "OH EM GEE! ME TOO! Let's be each other!"

normal person: "You guys, Paramore sucks."
7. AznSeal
aznseal Pronunciation: ey-zhuhn-seel
Noun
1. A marine mammal originating from Asia
2. A famous basiler that if you don't know who he is, you have no business on basil
3. Skilled Super Smash Brothers Melee (SSBM) player

Origin: An Asian maplestory players IGN based of him being Asian and a seal
Chat Section basilmarket:

Person #1- OMG i play SSBM who else plays it
First Post aka aznseal - i pwnz0rz u nub

I want attention - aznseal

audrey is my bff - aznseal

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