Super Soaker Surprise 

When a girl is going to give a guy head soon he masturbates a whole bunch without her knowledge. Then when she gives him head he's already ready to cum and cums in 5 seconds with the force of a super soaker water gun to her stunned surprise.

Guy 1: "Did Shelly come upstairs with you last night after your date?"

Guy 2: "Yeah. I gave her the super soaker surprise."

Guy 1: "Man you're a douchebag lol"

Super Soaker Surprise by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 26, 2010

Super Soaker

A pussy so wet and so voluptuous, it just hit different. This isnt your typical WAP, this is something more. That wet wet drip drip that makes you say fuck, I want a kid.

Guy 1 :BRO, you KNOW Vice President Harris got that super soaker
Guy 2: THATS ON GOD

Super Soaker by SRM13 November 9, 2020

Super Soaker Bazooka Soaker Super Saturday 

Any given Saturday when your whole crew gets absolutely wasted. The phrase is also coined to require a buddy to down their beer if they cannot recite the phrase properly on command.

“ What’s today?”

“Super Soaker Bazooka Soaker Super Saturday!”

Super Soaker Bazooka Soaker Super Saturday by Ripp March 1, 2021

super soaker

The mother of all water pistols. Super soakers were the first pressurised toy water guns on the market and first appeared in the early 90's. early models included the SS50 and SS100. originaly made by larami now made by hasbro. the most powerful model ever was the CPS 2000 which was supposedly withdrawn from sale after someone lost an eye

if you don't watch out all blow your eye out with my CPS 2000

super soaker by Alastair Gregg May 13, 2005

Rhode Island Super Soaker

The Rhode Island Super Soaker entails flipping a partner upside down, and inserting water or another beverage into their asshole, and swiftly punching them in the stomach. this causes a fountain of the liquid to spew from the victim's anus at considerable speed

"yea man, my girl told me that she wanted some freaky shit in the bedroom, so i gave her a Rhode Island Super Soaker."

Rhode Island Super Soaker by CHSW_shitter April 22, 2019

Super soaker

Super soaker refers to when someone pees their bed, completely soaking their bed mattress.

The Mother: Last night little Suzie peed her pants while sleeping and the pee destroyed the mattress! There was urine leaking from underneath the mattress when she was through with it.

The Father: Eww!! That's one disgusting super soaker.

Super soaker by ZCMC April 1, 2009

Armenian Super Soaker

When a woman hangs from a spinning ceiling fan while urinating.

Sammy was bored one day so she decided to give my room the old Armenian Super Soaker.

Armenian Super Soaker by whatnameisnottaken? July 15, 2011