Super mega dank nooner 

A wheelie so good that the front tire points to our lord and savior valentino rossi. If your bike does not die from oil starvation are you even popping a wheelie

Did you see that squid on the gsxr1000 popping a super mega dank nooner

Super mega dank nooner by Jon nicodem October 15, 2020

super danks 

That super-good feeling you get after smoking some dank chronic

Here come the super danks!

super danks by MC_Bonez October 5, 2006

superwank 

Wanking at the speed of light.

"Mmmmmmmm... ooh, my hand's blurring!" - Superman

superwank by Dr. Jackass April 23, 2005

supertanker 

An extremely large woman

Jeff: Holy fuck that girl is fat!

John: She's a fucking supertanker!!

supertanker by CMBC February 22, 2011

superdarket 

A supermarket frequented by dark skinned individuals usually located in urban or ethnic areas.

"I stopped by the superdarket to pick up some beer but they only had 40 ouncers of Old English"

superdarket by hughmonger October 31, 2003

superdank headies 

The best weed possible, super sticky, slow burning, and fucks you up in the head like real headies do.

Created after verbal tradition of calling good weed headies and wet sticky stuff superdank then transformed into verbal excitement with emphasis on a high pitched heeeeaadiezz!

Man all this weed in Amsterdam is SUPERDANK HEADIES son, lets go smoke.

superdank headies by BL423D October 19, 2007

Superdark 

Having "dark gothic qualities" dress in dark clothes and lead an unwholesome depressing life, a Superdark sighs a lot, he or she listens to Nine Inch Nails and regularly feels "Down in a hole". Superdark can be used as both a noun or adjective.

Allessio greeted me with a sigh and a complaint, dressed in black with Tool blaring from his headphones his asymetrical hair hiding his face, he's a Superdark.

Superdark by BuddyBuddyBuddy November 3, 2007