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1. Super Pineapple Man
One of the world's most amazing super heros. Along with the super hero partner, Mr. Wonderful, their butler Jeeves, and their super hero teacher, Master Mome, they have saved the world from the likes of a shape shifting alien who just wanted to play the drums, Hitler's Evil Clone, and even the dreaded Jar of Pickled Onions... of Doom. Super Pineapple Man uses pineapples along with psycic powers to protect the world from the evils which threaten it. People say he can make things explode just by looking at them with his eyes. Remember, this is SUPER Pineapple Man, not plain Pineapple Man, there is a difference, mainly copywright Issues.
An example of Super Pineapple Man would be;

Super Pineapple Man.
2. Pen shifting
When a man (namely chris) performs sex acts with numerous other men. - Pen shifting
Chris: OMG i did some amazing pen shifting last night
3. Jengers
Ever seen something really super awesome and all you could say is wow?

Sometimes "wow" just don't cut no mustard.

That's when Jengers comes into play.
It's more extreme than "wow" but not so extreme that people such as you and me can't say it.

Give it a go fella's.
XD
Patrick: hi mitchell, i just killed a level 58 blood elf, he had the black qiraji battle tank and the scepter of the shifting sands but i gave him the f u.

Mitcho: Jengers McSmiffy Croden!

Patrick: ye i hav n0 mana n0w!

Mitcho: Patrickans!

Poobes: Patrickans!
4. Tivo Juice
When watching something pre-recorded on Tivo, or other related time shifting devices, the amount of time available to fast forward is the Tivo Juice.
I have an hour of Tivo Juice left to skip through the rest of the Super Bowl commercials.
5. WOTM
Term used to describe a generic rock band that thinks itself better than it is. Usually made of at least one arrogant SOB along with 3-4 well meaning followers who will inevitably get sucked into believing that they will amount to something. After this happens, they too will become arrogant, the egos of the members combining into one super-ego that will fill a room and make you want to vomit.

A WOTM will generally produce one or two catchy songs that quickly lose their appeal unless you're friends with the band. Of course, to the WOTM friend is a subjective term. Chances are, if you're friends with a member of a WOTM, you're not. Think the band that everyone thought was great in freshman year, just because they were the first people to attempt such a thing. A WOTM is what occurs when such bands are not thwarted by those who can play better than they can, and do not bother trying to improve. They think a little natural talent is all you need.

Keen onlookers will notice a slight shifting of musical styles as the trends change. This is generally part of their desperate attempt at proving their own worth as other bands get recording contracts and are rewarded for their talent. The WOTM, thinking that it too has talent, is insulted by this and tries even harder to get one for itself. Ultimately though, such efforts will prove to be futile, and as the years pass the WOTM will eventually stagnate and fade into oblivion, crushing the dreams of the arrogant hacks wh...
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by Sal Paradise Oct 7, 2004 add a video
6. french army
France, as a military power, has been the butt of jokes since the controversy over the liberation of Iraq in 2003. But France is a major world power, with a professional military that has superb equipment, much of it indigenously-designed and produced. France spends about $45 billion a year on defense, about 2.6 percent of France’s GDP.

One of the biggest claims France has to major power status is its nuclear arsenal. Consisting of four SSBNs, three Le Triomphant class and the L’Inflexible, each of these carries sixteen M4/M45 missiles, which have a range of 5300 kilometers, and carrying six MIRVs packing a 150-kiloton nuclear warhead. France also has a force of 70 Mirage 2000N bombers carrying the ASMP cruise missile, with a range of 300 kilometers and packing a 300-kiloton warhead. Super Etendards flying from the Charles de Gaulle can also carry this missile.

The French Army is also a powerful force. This force consists of eight brigades, and is now all-volunteer. This has made is much more capable. Equipped with a mixture of LeClerc (240) and AMX-30 (780) tanks, 1050 AMX-10 IFVs, 3820 VAB APCs, and a mix of artillery (216 towed 155mm artillery pieces and 372 self-propelled artillery pieces). The French Army also operates 80 Tigre attack helicopters and 267 Gazelle attack helicopters. Since shifting to an all-volunteer force, the French army has become much better in terms of quality, backed by career non-commissioned officers. This force has carried out operations...
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7. geek
a super smart (usually asian, like me) guy in a sweater vest, button up shirt, and glasses who spends 80% of his time studying biology and chemistry and divides the other 20% between video games, anime, Kristen Bell flicks, and popular science magazine. The geek clique is the greatest to be in cuz we have way more fun than any other group when we get together (you ain't got shit on a group of 6th grade boys religiously watching DBZ as it comes on Toonami.) Geeks are the guys living in suburbs (see Troy, MI) while stoners, punks, skaters, and jocks are the ones split-shifting at McDonalds and paying rent in "houses" that are actually former meth-labs or grow-labs in Detroit (see ghetto) as it takes a geek to be a doctor, engineer, scientist or computer software specialist.

Geek chicks are the greatest too; artificial "prep" girls and trashy stoner girls ain't got shit on them. Geek girls have an obsession with biochemistry that's as sexy as their pretty faces, their stylish glasses and their excellent figures. Also, a geek chick can quote any anime or underground rock band you can. I've loved many a geek chick in my day <3

Geeks magically transform into gods when they arrive at the promised land (aka the university)
Damn right I'm an asian geek with a Kristen Bell poster on my wall, Zelda in my SNES, a molecular biology book on the shelf, Popular Science on the coffee table, Weezer in the car stereo, and Gundam Wing in the DVD player!
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