| 29. | blingsexual | ||
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Sexual attraction to money, material goods and, by extension, those who can supply them. The sexual orientation of a gold digger. "Do you think that 21 year old super model is actually attracted to that super wealthy 90 year old man that she's married to?"
"Of course! She's blingsexual!" |
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| 30. | brodouche | ||
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A man who has a gigantic truck with gigantic off-road tires, a sticker on the back with Calvin peeing on a competing brand of truck, and he lives in the city and never goes off-road. The uniform of the Brodouche is lots of gel in the hair at all times, and at night has a shiny collared shirt that is never tucked in, or a super tight Ed Hardy shirt. He always has a bro-ho with him. He thinks that he is way cooler, and more important than he really is. I know that you can't help it, but quit being a Brodouche!
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| 31. | Pimp | ||
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This is an incredibly smart business man who has found a way to make money by simply selling the youth of young women. This is frowned upon in public but envied in private. there are different types of pimpin such as: The real pimp: the pimp that keeps it real and keeps his pimp hand strong and his ho's under control. The fake pimp: the white guy that grew up in the ghetto that likes to pretend his mom is his bitch and The super pimp: the man who has achieved the point in pimpin that allows him to be looked up at and still sustain a large amount of bitches in his arsenal of all shapes and sizes. Real pimp: Katt williams a small pimp that is good at what he does and proud
Fake pimp: Vanilla Ice Super pimp: Tiger woods. |
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| 32. | pussy crumbs | ||
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Noun. That mess left in your sheets after a long bangin', and your woman's creamy jizz dries on her and then falls onto your sheets. Resembling that someone with severe psoriasis just slept in your bed.
Related to the snail trail, but not a smear. Guy: Dude, what the hell is all that crap in your bed? Are you really sunburned?
Friend: Aw man, no. You remember how I told you how my girlfriend gets super-wet? Well, I was pounding that ho for a couple hours and then we fell asleep. That's just "pussy crumbs". |
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| 33. | Smegalomaniac | ||
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A psychological condition characterized by real or imagined super-human power to seduce women. Jack had been having so much success bedding down women lately that he was in danger of becoming a smegalomaniac.
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| 34. | bugly ugly | ||
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Short for: "Bug Fucking Ugly!"
Someone who is so ugly it bugs you the fuck out! Guy 1: Man that chick I banged last night was super hot!
Guy 2: Lying Bitch, that Ho was Bugly Ugly! |
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| 35. | kailua | ||
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adj. Using kailua as an adjecive insinuates that someone is super cool. used in the right context, it means that they surf a lot, and are too cool for anyone else. usually people that a super kailua like to skateboard, do cool stuff, and pretty much just "CRUZZZ".
people who are kailua also have their own lingo, words such as "westaycruzinkailua", or just "cruz" (meaning, to hang out, or be super kailua". |
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