| 57. | Monroe, CT | ||
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An essentially almost all-white suburban town located in Fairfield County. The majority of the town isn't super rich (does not fit the FC stereotype), it is much more middle class than anything else. Monroe kind of fits your typical New England suburb town. We have beautiful autumn seasons, and we get a good deal of snow during the winter. Masuk is the only high school located in Monroe, so the majority of the kids go there rather than go to private or Catholic high school in another town. Masuk is known for having competitive athletics, and they generally excel in football. As far as academics, Masuk challenges the kids who take all Honors and AP classes, but it's a big gap between taking College Prep and Honor classes. Having lived the majority of my life in Monroe, I love the town. There isn't anything open after 9 PM except the McDonald's, so it can be annoying. But Monroe overall is a very safe and charming town to grow up in. A really good place to raise the kids, and good location from NYC. Monroe, CT is definitely a small town, but it's a great small town that you will miss when you move somewhere else.
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| 58. | Crew | ||
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One of the least physically demanding sports, it requires only basic endurance, strength, or willpower. Interestingly, it inspires a ridiculous sense of entitlement in all those who participate in it. Crew members are experts at devising excuses for basic strength tests, and are mostly made up of rejects from other sports teams such as football, wrestling, hockey, lacrosse, basketball, or even track.
Joining a crew team almost always guarantees you a varsity spot. Crew Member: Crew is so much tougher than football, I bet the football team couldn't even finish a crew race.
Football Player: 11 football players would beat 11 crew members in a fight, even at the least competitive football schools. Crew Member: No way! Crew members are way stronger than football players! Football Player: I bench 225, and you bench 95. Crew Member: I only have strong muscles needed for crew. Football Player: Hows your Squat? Crew Member: Like 140, but thats not important. Football Player: Deadlift? Crew Member: 65, but its not important. Football Player: Hang Clean? Crew Member: 45, but it doesn't matter. Football Player: Apparently crew members only have strength on a crew boat... Crew Member: Damn Right! We're all super strong! Football Player: ... Wrestler: Could you please leave our lunch table? No one here actually likes you... |
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| 59. | Sunny Hill | ||
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You wear the helmet on the 6x6.Bumble bees and lady bugs aren't insects.You ring the bell.Lifejackets are necessary in the 4ft lake.Jumping off trains, perfectly normal.You’re too lazy on the paddle boat and you leave the other poor bastard doing all the work after 5 min.You know you wanna do the unicorn dance.Screw Italian ices - you want the pushup ones!The grumpy lady won't let you in the gift shop.You're the only person back home who's played shuffleboard.You want a gazebo... like now.You steal the room keys.If someone says their week is better than yours, you might just hold them under the bucket in the splash pad until they cry.Watching the talent show is somewhere in the constitution.Wayne's weather predictions are always right, even when they're wrong.Rain doesn't stop you from sitting on playgrounds you don't fit on.You refer to people by room #.Walking up hills isn't as cool as you think.You thought the super slide was 100 ft tall when you were little.You bring $500 and spend it in the game room jukebox.The horn before horse racing is recorded on your phone.Bingo is a competitive sport and eating at the pavillion is a priviledge.Nobody wants to row in boats until you're fishing in the competition and they’re in the way.You enjoy catching the same fish every time.You've passed out at the pavillion at least once.You get excited when the phone in your room rings.
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You live on Long Island.You sat through this and cracked up.SUNNYHILL<3 |
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| 60. | jenevie | ||
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Jenevie, is a drop dead gorgeous sweet girl. She is so amazing. And you can count on her for anything. She is also super nice and likes to please everyone,it is also hard to get her mad and if she is mad she doesn't show it. She's the kind of girl everyone wants to be around with be she is just so fun and cool to be around with. She is Defiantly best friend material because she will always be there for you no matter what. Jenevie is also a flirt! And guys are always drooling over her. She is also very athletic and very competitive, very ambitious and she will reach what she sets her mind to. Over all jenevie is just amazing..! Guy: Damn look at that girl she is perfect in every way
Girl: Im so jealous why does she have to be so perfect! - thts a jenevie. |
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| 61. | Kat | ||
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Prettiest, most beautiful girl you will ever meet. A sexy nerd. Super confident, 24/7. Extremely nice. Is shy if you don't know her well. Loves to laugh and make others laugh. Smart and only flaunts it sometimes. Hates dumb blondes. A talker. Loves to flirt and is good at it. Won't stay in a relationship for the life of her. Still looking for the perfect guy, even though people tell her there's no such thing. Hates people who call her "Katherine". An intense, competitive athlete. Loves being crazy and funny and just letting go, all the time. Full of quirks. Wackiest person you'll ever meet. My best friend! All the girls want to look like her and be like her, all the guys want to go out with her, everyone wants to make her laugh and be her friend.
That is a Kat. |
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| 62. | Salem Academy | ||
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Oldest all girls private boarding school in the United States.
Exellence in intellectual, spiritual, social and personal growth for girls since 1772. At least is what the web site says. Salem Academy aka eat cookies every day, be nice to everyone even if you don't like them. Don't be competitive in sports because you WILL loose. top 5 best academics in America for girl boarding schools. Super super extra duper expensive. Party with your girlfriends, forget about boys. Have a purity ring or you are a slut. gossip about people and say you hate gossiping.... Have fun with your friends!!! super stressing but a lot of freedom!!! Girl: I'm going to Salem Academy next year!
Friends: hahahahahahhahahahaha Poor you. |
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| 63. | Larchmont | ||
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Larchmont is a town located in southern Westchester County and is basically the richest town in the u.s. and probably one of the richest in the world. It's at the very bottom of New York state on the water (long island sound) and everyone belongs to some kind of yacht club or country club. All the parents are either doctors, lawyers, business owners or bankers and everyone's house is well over $1,000,000 no matter how small it is. The town is full of fancy cars and not only do the adults drive fancy cars but so do the kids (think BMWs, Mercedes, Range Rovers, Audis, Maseratis.) This town is also one of the preppiest out there (think polo shirts, khakis, sperrys, etc.) Not only are the people preppy but they also wear every kind of designer clothing, shoes, and bags you could think of. The kids are all super snobby and spoiled and go to one of the best most fancy high schools out there and most of them play some type of rich sport like squash, lacrosse, or horseback riding. All the kids will end up getting into extremely competitive Ivy League schools. This will make it easier for them to get good jobs even though they wont need them because most of them will already be set for life due to the trust funds set up by their parents. If you aren't rich and preppy you probably don't belong here. The surrounding towns- Scarsdale, Rye, Bronxville, and a few others are basically identical and have only a few minor differences. more...
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