You wear the helmet on the 6x6.Bumble bees and lady bugs aren't insects.You ring the bell.Lifejackets are necessary in the 4ft lake.Jumping off trains, perfectly normal.You’re too lazy on the paddle boat and you leave the other poor bastard doing all the work after 5 min.You know you wanna do the unicorn dance.Screw Italian ices - you want the pushup ones!The grumpy lady won't let you in the gift shop.You're the only person back home who's played shuffleboard.You want a gazebo... like now.You steal the room keys.If someone says their week is better than yours, you might just hold them under the bucket in the splash pad until they cry.Watching the talent show is somewhere in the constitution.Wayne's weather predictions are always right, even when they're wrong.Rain doesn't stop you from sitting on playgrounds you don't fit on.You refer to people by room #.Walking up hills isn't as cool as you think.You thought the super slide was 100 ft tall when you were little.You bring $500 and spend it in the game room jukebox.The horn before horse racing is recorded on your phone.Bingo is a competitive sport and eating at the pavillion is a priviledge.Nobody wants to row in boats until you're fishing in the competition and they’re in the way.You enjoy catching the same fish every time.You've passed out at the pavillion at least once.You get excited when the phone in your room rings.more...
You live on Long Island.You sat through this and cracked up.SUNNYHILL<3
|2.||Sunny Side Up|
Soiled Underpants, usually found in a teenagers room by his mother when cleaning
"He had left his skiddies on the bedroom floor and they were sunny side up"
What used to be an amazing site for young authors. However, it is currently overflowing with crappy, wanna-be emo kids, bad love poetry and online dating. Mibba was a much better site before a block was put on swear words, and thirteen year olds joined. It's now a site completely dominated by a chat room and unsightly grammar.
Robert: I miss the old days of Mibba.
Sunny: Yeah, me too.
Robert: Have you read the poetry lately?
Sunny: Yes. It sucks quite badly.
a sun lounge; a room with glass walls to receive the sun.
My house lacks a sunroom.
Coolest fishie around...can be found hanging around at "Deer Park" taking a lovely stroll with two other buddies and a giant twig at hand. Otherwise is one of the laziest friends that never leaves your dorm room in weeks. Sometimes considered to be the "third wheel" and can dangerously become suicidal near giant windows. Can fall down and die but luckily be reincarnated as the same little fella and complete the best trio of buddies once again. Also Best damn aquatic rapper alive.
One day me and G will cry when we see Rupe all grown up and marrying the Chicken of the Sea Tuna can...until then sunny days always.
|6.||eurosocialist art fag|
n.) One who lives in his mom's basement in a neat-as-a-pin apartment, and always talks about how Europe is the best thing in the world. He commutes to school, even though he pays for a room and lives and hour and a half away. Also, he has the general opinion that he is "the shit."
Derek: "I can't come to school today, it's too cloudy (or sunny, or dry) out."
Rich: "Dude, you're so gay, I don't even know what to do with myself...your eurosocialist art fag gay..."
A manipulating, self-centered bitch. EXTREMELY hypocritical and illogical, my mom will do anything to win an argument. She belittles you, makes fun of you, puts you down, all in order to get her point across so she can be the "dominant" one. Sunny and sweet outside, and maniacal and cold at home, she's a backstabbing racist old-fashioned who exaggerates things waaay to much, again, so she can win an argument. I cannot tell her ANYTHING about my life without her critisizing me or making me feel worse. She uses her children to show off to other parents, something she can be proud of and brag over the phone. She's ignorant and superstitious and emotional and lame. I am only grateful for her giving birth to me, and feeding me.
Not all mothers are like this; just a few. I just wanted to post a definition where mom isn't the most wonderful woman in your life.
1) Her: Mexicans and Blacks are lazy.more...
2) Her: God, your friends are such sluts! They can use tampons already? How can they use tampons, unless their hymens are already broken, meaning they must of had sex! Whores!
3) Her: Look at your sister, sitting in her room, reading a book and studying! Look at what YOU'RE doing.
Me: I read almost everyday and get straight As!
Her: Well, you read too much!
4) Her: You have not accomplished anything this year! You are a loser and you will never make it in life! The only reason you aren't failing at school is because of ME.
5) Her: *nag nag*
Me: Hold on, I'm on the phone.
Her: *continues nagging*
Me: Be quiet Ma, I'm on the phone!
Her: Don't tell me to shut up! Such disrespect! I can do whatever I want to, nag nag...
ONE WEEK LATER....
Me: Mom, I need to go to the library to check out some-
Her: SHUT UP, I'M ON THE PHONE!
6) Her: You cannot dye your hair! Once you do, you will become a bad girl and start having sex with random strangers!
Me: How can hair color determine your behaviour?
Her: Look at all the people who have green hair!
7) Her: You mean the Earth revolves around THE SUN?!?!
I swear, all of these anecdotes are true. She has caused me severe psychological damage; bad self image, low self esteem, depression. I wish I had your mother instead.