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4.
Dark-tinted glasses, worn for a variety of reasons.
1: If it's a bright day.
2: If you have been given a black eye and want to conceal it.
3: You are making a (not-very-good) attempt to conceal your identity.
4: You are a complete tit who thinks wearing sunglasses makes you look like a gangster or a pop star or something.
"Why does Sunglasses Roy wear shades even when it's dark? Does he think it's cool?"

"Er, no. He's actually an alien with red eyes and doesn't want anyone to see them".
by Stormsworder April 02, 2007
 
1.
Plastic/metal/glass instruments placed over the eyes to block out harmful UV rays.

Celebrities use them to diguise themselves as normal people. Normal people use them to digsuise themselves as celebrities.
"Check out the new sunglasses I bought! They protect my eyes while making myself appear to be rich."
by Emily December 24, 2004
 
2.
dark shaded coverings for your eyes so you can look at women on the beach without them knowing.
She came over and slaped me 'cause I got too caught up to remember not to turn my head!
by no March 12, 2005
 
3.
Euphemism for erection, used on the Muse website by adorers of Matt Bellamy when looking at pictures of him with an erection.
Oh my god! Sunglasses alert!! I love that pic of Matt's sunglasses!! He must have been really pleased to see some lucky girl!!
by matthewslover April 08, 2005
 
5.
Sunglasses are a must if you want to look cool. The Bigger The Better. You can't go wrong with oversized plastic sunglasses.
LOOK! i'm wearing oversized sunglasses maybe i'll be mistaken for a REAL celebrity!
by !~!~!~! July 06, 2005
 
6.
Nocturnal pseudo-prehistoric micro-animals which inhabit the icy bleak tundra of Siberia and several suburbs of Milan.

Used in sandwiches eaten by the Inuit.

Also the surname of the ever-smiling Peruvian soul singer of the seventies, Juan Carlos Sunglasses.
"You know Pekka, these sunglasses taste really great, we must eat them more often, really we must."
by James Gilbertsen February 01, 2004