Sunglass Effect 

The result of sunglasses improving the physical appearance of a woman by hiding the defining features (eyes) of the face.

"Damn that bikini girl with the big sunglasses looks so hot!"
Girl takes off sunglasses
"Oh my god! _____Insert Obscene Profanity____! I hate the sunglass effect."

Sunglass Effect by Korraaaagoooonasoooowahhhh June 16, 2009

Sunglass Tan

When you wear your sunglasses too much in a sunny place. Your face becomes tan apart from where your sunglasses were; including a white strip where your nose meets your forehead.

The major problem with a sunglass tan is that once you have one you are inclined hide from the general public that you do by wearing your sunglasses. This only causes the sunglass tan to worsen.

*Can be avoided by wearing sun screen*

Person 1: Hey, why are you wearing your sunglasses constantly?
Person 2: Well, I got a sunglass tan. I don't want any one to see so I'm wearing my sunglasses to hide it.
Person 1: That will only cause your tan to worsen, you do know that.
Person 2: Yup.

Sunglass Tan by noajw1 April 21, 2009

sunglass slut 

Beware: A female with an affinity for steal your most fly sunglasses, often times at a party, club, concert or rave.

Where did that sunglass slut go with my shades!

sunglass slut by Juicewell April 13, 2011

Sunglass Hut 

¹ A place whose sole commodity is offered by virtually every other retail establishment, only at a much higher price.

² A front for something bigger, something clandestine, and very likely something sinister.

Each Sunglass Hut is either a front for the mob, the Illuminati, or for some other secret organization.

How little sense it makes that they can stay in business, especially with the economy the way it is, just goes to show you how poorly disguised that something else is.

Sunglass Hut by Miskatonic Jack 2 August 5, 2010

sunglass special 

A girl with great endowment that enjoys showing it off with low cut shirts, open tops, etc. One that you hope you have mirrored sunglasses that no one else can see through so you can check out all of the glory.

Wow, did you see that girl? She was a sunglass special for sure.

sunglass special by Artvandalay April 4, 2008

Sunglass thief 

A person who steals or jacks another person's sunglasses, usually in a sneaky or bitch-like way. Often times a sunglass thief is a multiple offender, or a serial sunglass thief.

I know bro, what a sunglass thief.

Sunglass thief by Youzabitchbrah August 1, 2011

Sunglass eyes 

1. When you have a black eye/eyes and have to wear sunglasses to cover it. 2. When a person has 2 black eyes so bad it looks like sunglasses.

Guy1: "Whoa look at that dude! He has total sunglass eyes!"
Guy2: "Yeah I heard his gf found out he was cheating and totally kicked his ass"

Sunglass eyes by wtf69 April 6, 2010