| 1. | Sung-Won | ||
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1. The sound a retarded North Korean makes when trying to say "someone". 2. A kimchi farmer from the late 18th century who was a pioneer in the field of kimchi growing. 3. One who eats the mysterious Sungus Fungus mushroom of the North Korean forests. This mushroom is known for its penis like properties. a. In the North Korean ghetto a Sung-Won is slang for a gay who likes to suck dick. Verb 1. To be Sung-Won-ing, is to be losing all your hair at a very early age. Also known as Sung-Won syndrome. a. In ancient North Korean culture to have this disease was connected to being "one of a homosexual nature who sucks the penis of another man". This person would be banished by the tribe and hated forever. 2. To 'pull a Sung-Won' is to attempt a break dance move but then fail because you suck. Noun:
1. 'Hey ma', when I'm done farming Kimchi can I go kill Sung-Won because this Sung-Won sucks balls. 2. Sung-Won, the 18th century kimchi farmer stumbled upon the fabled Sungus Fungus when he fell off a tree while attempting a ridiculous break-dance move. a. Man why u gotta be such a Sung-Won? Verb: 1. Mom! I think I have Sung-Won syndrome, I'm losing all my hair, I suck! a. No son, you suck dick, that is the only reason you have Sung-Won syndrome, you dirty gay child, I banish you to the forest. I hate you. 2. Oh man, you just pulled a Sung-Won, you suck! |
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| 2. | smelly cat | ||
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Phoebe from Friends's most popular song, sung many times in the show. Usually backed by a guitar, and is very easy to learn to play. Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you?
Smelly cat, smelly cat, it's not your fault. They won't take you to the vet. You're obviously not their favourite pet. You may not be a bed of roses, And you're no friend to those with noses. Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you? Smelly cat, smelly cat, it's not your fault. |
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| 3. | Powerball | ||
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Its America's Game!!! The one and only POWERBALL!! (Sung by Blind man Ray Charles) I got ripped off. I paid $20 on my Powerball ticket and some already rich guy in Ohio won. Fuck.
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| 4. | st. anger | ||
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Nu-metal with a faint wiff of Metallica in it. Sounds like it could have been so much better, but no matter what monseiur "critical thinker" says, it is still Metallica's worst album. I hate it. I shall beat it with my hating stick and boycott it, in hopes that other classic metal bands don't go in this direction, and that Hetfield claims some rip-off band sung it while they were busy making a kick-ass album, which they will release and trade for a returned copy of st. anger, which they shall burn. Good Metallica lyric, not found on St. Anger-
What I’ve felt What I’ve known Never shined through in what I’ve shown Never be Never see Won’t see what might have been bad metallica lyric- found on st. anger I feel my world shake Like an earthquake Hard to see clear Is it me Or is it fear? I'm madly in anger with you 2x St. Anger round my neck St. Anger round my neck He never gets respect St. Anger round my neck |
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| 5. | Somebody to Love | ||
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Song by Queen. It pwns the song of the same name by Jefferson Airplane.
Written and sung by Freddie Mercury, it is a powerful ballad sung with surprising emotion. Jesus aint got nuthin on Queen. DAMN YOU, URBAN DICTIONARY!
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They won't let me post the lyrics to this song as it contains the word "somebody" too many times. I hate you all. I've taken out the 6th and 7th verse, but that doesn't they don't rock. They're basically just the song title repeated over and over agian. Can anybody find me somebody to love Ooh, each morning I get up I die a little Can barely stand on my feet (Take a look at yourself) Take a look in the mirror and cry (and cry) Lord what you're doing to me (yeah yeah) I have spent all my years in believing you But I just can't get no relief, Lord! Somebody (somebody) ooh somebody (somebody) Can anybody find me somebody to love ? Yeah I work hard (he works hard) every day of my life I work till I ache in my bones At the end (at the end of the day) I take home my hard earned pay all on my own I get down (down) on my knees (knees) And I start to pray Till the tears run down from my eyes Lord somebody (somebody), ooh somebody (Please) Can anybody find me somebody to love ? (He works hard) Everyday (everyday) - I try and I try and I try But everybody wants to put me down They say I'm going crazy They say I got a lot of water in my brain Ah, got no common sense I got nobody left to believe in Yeah yeah yeah yeah Oh Lord Ooh somebody - ooh somebody Can anybody find me somebody to love ? (Can anybody find me someone to love) Got no feel, I got no rhythm I just keep losing my beat (You just keep losing and ... |
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| 6. | Jane's Addiction | ||
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Band formed in L.A. in the 80s consisting of Perry Farrell, Dave Navarro, Stephen Perkins, and Eric Avery. Perry's band before this was Psi Com. A great band that redefined the rock genre. Their biggest hits were Been Caught Stealing (which they won an award at the MTV VMAs) and Jane Says. Flea from RHCP played for them in one of their reunion albums, Kettle Whistle, and Chris Chaney was their new bassist on Strays. All members have done their own projects aside from Jane's Addiction which are all good. A band not to be overlooked in any way. The name comes from Perry Farrell's old roommate Jane Bainter who had a bad heroin addiction and it became the name of their band. Other influences include girlfriends Casey Niccoli and Xiola Bleu and, of course, many other things in Perry's life. A great band, the best I know. I have an addiction to Jane's Addiction. Please don't send me to rehab. I love it. Jane Says...
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| 7. | 12D3 | ||
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Song sung by the group Gorillaz,about the lead singer 2D.You can only hear it on the G-Sides cd,the jute box on thier site,and itunes or limewire I think.It is all played out on acustic guitar and some piano as 2D sings. Person1:Im 2D,MMM,won't you buy me?MMM,Piano cord,MMM,dictionary.
Person2:What the hell you singing? Person1:12D3 man,now everybody! Everyone:12D3,12D3,12D3 |
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