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Tanning naked with an erection to avoid embarrassing penis wrinkle tan lines. Dude 1: Yo, why are you laying by the pool naked?
Dude 2: I'm tanning my penis. Dude 1: Don't you know you can only get a nice even wang tan when you have a boner? Rub that into a sundial. Dude 2: Shit. good call. Dude 1: What time is it? |
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| 2. | Sundial | ||
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The art of taking a massive dump that stands straight up out of the water much like a sundial standing straight out of the sand O dude i took a huge as shit yesterday and you won't believe it.....IT WAS A SUNDIAL!
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