| 57. | [bumtoast] | ||
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placing a piece of bread on your butt cheeks whilst sunbathing "hey liam i fancy sum bumtoast"
"no worries pin, stick the danish on my ass" |
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| 58. | Your Mum | ||
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See also: Your Mom, ya mum, Your Mother, Yo Momma
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1. A phrase used often in English youth culture as a generic comeback to an insult of any kind. 2. A response to a question of any sort, often not being in any way related to the person whom is asking's mother or even making any sort of sense, although it can sometimes be fitting and even insulting. 3. Used as part of a larger insult usually following the formula; "Your Mum's so 'x' she is 'y'." This form oftens plays to the target's mother's alledged promiscuity, weight, intellect, age, looks, wealth or background. This is the form of 'Your Mum' used by people with higher (if any) intellect. Be aware that many people, even if meant as a joke, find the 'Your Mum' insult just that; insulting, even to the point of violence. The 'Your Mum' insult may appear to be a recent phenomenon, but it has been used by even Shakespeare in his plays, as in Act I Scene 1 of 'Timon of Athens'; Painter: Y'are a dog. Apemantus: Thy mother's of my generation. What's she, if I be a dog? The 'Your Mum' insult was also uses in Act IV, Scene II of Titus Andronicus; Demetrius: Villain, what hast thou done? Aaron: That which thou canst not undo. Chiron: Thou hast undone our mother. Aaron: Villain, I have done thy mother. |
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| 59. | frank's bus | ||
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1. in the first few good days of spring, womyn love to strip off some layers; clothes becomes skimpier; flesh gets exposed. when this reaches critical mass and you self consciously ask yourself--what log did all this fine hitherto bundled ass crawl out of--it can only mean frank has made his first delivery.
King: yo did you see all those young ladies sunbathing on campus today? spring is here my man
Player King: yeah i guess frank's bus stopped by a little sooner this year. King: I'd really like to meet Frank and shake his hand |
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| 60. | California | ||
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Home . the most diverse and fun place on the earth (compared to other countries/states) . great beaches, attractive people, friendly people, LOADS of stuff to do, great amusement parks, great restaurants, has everything (the country, cities, suburbs, beaches, etc .) it has the best weather ever and not to mention it has a tons of songs named after it .
i.e; california by phantom planet, california by hawk nelson, etc . mom; "i thought you were going to be back in a few weeks . why are you so early to come home from california ?"
daughter; "i went shopping, met the love of my life, went sunbathing, rode a roller coaster, went camping, and went snowboarding all in the same day !" mom; "wow !" |
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| 61. | berlusconi | ||
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The great and magnificent Prime Minister of Italy. Look up his hilarious quotes on wikiquote.org. Besides being the PM, he's also a playboy, the former owner of AC Milan, and may other things. Did I mention that he gets lots of hot women? Berlusconi has said many great things, some hilarious, some wise and some both:
- on President Barack Obama: "Barack Obama being young, handsome and sun-tanned is going to get along with you the President of Russia swimmingly" "I'm paler than Mr Obama, because it's been so long since I went sunbathing. He's more handsome, younger and taller," --- when criticized for such comments he has responded, as he should, that his critics have no sense of humor -On his own balding: "I have little hair because my brain is so big it pushes the hair out" -On his own aging: "It's the fate of the lion in winter: all his billions, all his television channels cannot rescue him from the mockery that rains down on the aged lecher, his powers visibly waning." -On those who don't vote for him: I have Italian citizens in too good consideration to think that there are so many voting assholes (literally: "coglioni", rude word for testicles) around which could vote against their own interests. I apologize for the rude but effective language." There's a lot more........ |
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| 62. | Lawn Slut | ||
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noun: A person who sunbathes while scantily clad on any large plot of grass, especially on a university campus. verb: to engage in the act of sunbathing while scantily clad on a lawn. It's such a nice day. I bet there are a ton of lawn sluts outside.
The sun's coming out. What do you say we do some lawn slutting over in the park. |
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| 63. | tan lines | ||
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Yet another dumb and overcompensating thing white males say to teach other to show how macho, tough and heterosexual they are. The person using this term ignores the fact that tan lines often look ridiculous and embarrassing for women who have them, because his purpose is to show how manly he is. For these types of people, tan lines = woman sunbathing = swimsuit = sex. Therefore, an ostentatious display of heterosexuality must occur, in which love of tan lines is boasted about as loud as possible. This is in keeping with this type of male's equating ANYTHING female with wanting to 'fuck' said thing. This technique ensures that no one questions this type of male's manliness, although he is often hiding an inferiority complex or his homosexuality. White male: "Fuckin' right, I LOVE tan lines!!"
Passerby: "Why? They kind of look ridiculous and embarrassing...?" White male: "Tan lines!!! Fuck yeah!! I get laid A LOT!!!" Passerby: "But you didn't answer my question...?" White male: "Yeah!!! Tan lines!!! FUCK!!! Pass me another beer!!!" |
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