| 15. | black blizzard | ||
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Large swarms of locusts that sometimes plague midwestern farms by eating all of the crops. They are referred to as black blizzards because there are so many of them that the sun gets blotted out. Farmer Joe: "Marge there's a storm comin'"
Marge: "That's no regular storm Joe, that's a Black Blizzard full of locusts." |
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| 16. | mid-major | ||
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A term invented by American sports-writers, used within college sports.
"Mid-Major" was originally used because no one had a good term to describe a college or conference less powerful than the BCS college/conferences, but more powerful than the next level down. The Division I-A non-BCS conferences, as of 2007, are the Mountain West, Conference USA, MAC, WAC and Sun Belt. Sports writers and fans alike often express distase for the term, but no one has been able to come up with anything better yet. 1) The mid-major conferences had a good year in 2006, when Boise State upset Oklahoma in their bowl game.
2) Why does Michigan keep scheduling those mid-majors early in the season? Schedule a real team, already! |
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| 17. | Marijuana | ||
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the most beautiful thing in the world!!!!!!! "Did you have marijuana today? I sure didn't and i'm depressed."
"Yes, mama dearest, i did, and in my world the sun is shining." "Damn, i wish i had marijuana today :(" |
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| 18. | shit | ||
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1. a word used to describe the face of an ugly person
2. a small animal--of various shapes and sizes--that is formed in the rectum and born in a toilet bowl 3. good stuff 4. soul food 1. "hey man lemme have a sniff...*whiff* ahh...that the shit dog!"
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2.person1:hey you see that guy person2:which guy, G? person1:that one!! person2:WHICH guy motha fucka person1:The one whose face looks like shit person2:Ohhhh. Yeah. Yeah I see him, what about him dog? person1:lets go jump his ass person2: lets go jump his face person1: hahahahaha. Aight. 3.person1: hey man move out ma way person2: I aint in yo way sun person1: lemme say it again, move out ma way person2: Hey yo wha the fuck wit da attitude bitch, what? WHAT?*gettinin face* WHAT THE FUCK YOU GON' DO MAN??? person1: *click of magnum* person2:YOA!!holy SHIT Dog! I-I-I was just playin... you listenin?? I was just...Shit!!!!....*BOOM* 4. kid: Hey mommy can we eat out tonight? mother:go and ask your father kid: daddy can we eat out tonight? dad: go and ask you mother kid: mom, can we eat out tonight? mom: Look, kid, i said ask your damn father. kid: dad, can we eat out tonight? dad: I already told you son!!! Go and ask that slutty bitch in the kitchen. kid: mom, dad said i should go and ask you, bitch. mom: what did you say you little SHIT!?!?! kid: i said can we eat out tonight? mom: *pulls out meat cleaver* kid: shit mommy, SHIT. mom: wha the fuck you say now, bitch kid: SHIT!!!!! put that away mommy, your scaring me dad: is she exposing herself again?? GOD DAMMIT!!! *enters kitchen* SHIT. SHITTIDY SHITS SHAT ... |
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| 19. | Noctoker | ||
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N. A fully functional stoner who only smokes weed after the work/school day is over and the sun has set.
Jaslene
"Hey! Oh ma gad, do you wanna go smoke a bowl before tha matineé??" Emmay "Oh I would love to, thank you, but I am strictly a noctoker." |
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| 20. | Dukes T-Hill | ||
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located trabuco highlands area
known for mad dirtbikin skills Ride where ever they want throwing down whenever, where ever gettin mad tail Bro Bro jerseys either electric or spy sun glasses Drink way too much Smoke way too much Back up good friends no matter what Those guys must have been the Dukes T-Hill, they blew up my house, then jumped over it on there dirtbikes, then pissed on it, smoked a cig, then a bowl, then drank some beers, and then loaded there bikes in this dodge truck and left.
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| 21. | dick canopy | ||
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1. A slang term referring to an enlarged foreskin that can be used to protect things from the sun.
2. An alternate name for a banana hammock (literally a canopy for the dick), or any covering for the penis. 3. A derogatory term for someone who sucks so much dick that they act like a canopy, when this person finally comes back up for air the penis has a tan line. 1. Jill: "Did you see the dick canopy on that guy?"
Jane: "Yeah it could fix the hole in the ozone layer." 2. "Eww, that guys dick canopy makes his junk look like a fruit bowl." 3. TOB: "Man that chicks a fucking dick canopy." Mat: "Yeah, shes a real jizz lizard." |
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