Sumption 

Ridiculous and vainglorious beard topiary, suggesting the wearer has a massive sense of humour and very little time for anything in life other than tonsorial trimming, this suggestion is however red herring of massive proportions as wearers of such idiotic facial adornment are without exception hugely self-absorbed and self-promoting 'Nathan Barley' types. Usually working in 'Noo Meedja' they are without exception, egotistical, taking themselves and their beards hugely seriously. Compulsive 'Twitterers' to a man (there are very few females able to grow enough chin hair to facilitate a viable 'carve'), they honestly believe that the word in general is as interested in the tedious minutiae of there everyday lives as they are. There is a campain gathering momentum to make such chin adornments an arrestable offence.

'Good grief man, get rid of that silly Sumption before you leave the house'.

Look at the Sumption on that, what a twit.

Trim my Sumption my good man, make sure it's 'relavant' to the youth.

Sumption by Postman Patois October 11, 2009

scumpton 

A typical council house dweller, typically of pikey origin, usually with 4+ kids and a garden that looks like a council rubbish tip, and speaks 'wiv an at-i-tude', and usually has one or more offensive/dangerous dogs.

Those scumptons have let their dog crap on our front garden yet again !

scumpton by just me March 23, 2004

Renedo Sympton 

The Renedo Symtpon is a phrase that was coined to describe the direct correlation between the closeness in proximity that one lives in relation to their place of work, and the resulting decrease in punctuality.

"Why is Will always late to work? I travel from Guildford to London everday and am rarely, if ever, late. He lives around the corner, and yet is late every other day!"
"He is a classic case-in-point of the Renedo Sympton."

Renedo Sympton by BootyMan December 5, 2012

symptonicexplosion 

An impulse bomb that blows off and all sound is lost for thousands of miles. Followed by a wave of heat and radioactive chemicals. The explosion itself is so powerful that the location where it goes of turns into a mile wide blackhole. For a split second you can see a mushroom cloud larger than any other, before being sucked into the blackhole.

Wow that was a huge symptonicexplosion!

symptonicexplosion by Robert E. Lee March 12, 2005

Sempton 

A guy who loves to have sex with his girlfriend and gets all of the bitches. He’s also very horny.

“Oh Sempton I love you”

Sempton by krisp cant read April 21, 2022

Simptonitis 

The common disease you catch when simping too hard... Once you get this disease, there is no cure... Only spreading throughout your vicinity.

Symptoms include; obsessing over Tv show or movie characters, screaming into your pillow over a TV show or movie, gluing photos of you and your favorite character together, & knowing everything about your favorite character

``My doctor told me I have simptonitis... He said I can't get rid of it.. Ever.``

Simptonitis by Roadk!ll August 12, 2022

SumoTony 

(Noun) Not to be confused with a SumotoRI, a “SumoToNY” is a mullet-clad Kanak who body slams girls in Japan by sweeping da leg.

Bra, he SumoTony’d dat bitch!

SumoTony by SumoTony February 20, 2025