| 8. | SuMmer Love | ||
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SuMmer '10 . . . is coming right around the corner.. and its going to be A M A Z I N G . . . why? Because your other half from abroad shall be coming down to a very SMall island called home. And when that person comes. It'll be SUPPPPER DOOOOPPPER AMAZING!! Love . . . well it'll be FULL of love.. australian kisses.. cherries.. whip cream.. chocolate.. duct tape.. sunset cruises.. massages.. coloring hair in funky colors.. smiles .. laughter.. it'll be a blast.. thats why its "SuMmer Love" Ps: I heart you "Gift of God" <3 SuMmer Love should be a never be forgotten memory
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| 9. | Honeycakes | ||
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An actress who is the absolute silliest! She is often found saying the word "meh!" very often, acting retarded, and sneaking up on unsuspecting honeypants. On any given night, you will most likely find her cooking and baking delicious food, working diligently on her homework, or cooking up a sexy surprise.
She is also the absolute hottest female ever to grace this planet. She has breasts that any warm-blooded man would want to build a summer home in. CRICKEY mate! I think we've spotted us a honeycakes! You can tell because of her signature way of sneaking up on her prey. You'll notice that she has her hands sloped downwards, and they are at about breast level. I'd love to park my big Australian dick in between those luscious titties and build a summer home there! She's about to catch her prey...she got him! Now, honeycakes like to rape their prey before consuming them, and she's doing that right now. Her prey seems to really be getting into it. Now that she is done raping it, she seems to be running off, and acting like a...retard. This is quite odd in the animal kingdom, and you will only see a honeycakes exhibit such a behavior. What a rare sight!
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| 10. | Summer Friendship | ||
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A friendship that only takes place during summer months due to various reasons. At the end of the summer, the two parties either depart and usually not see each other again, or stop being friends. It is the friendship equivalent of a summer romance. Bryan and I saw each other a lot during the summer and formed a summer friendship. However, he was forced to go back to his home town in Connecticut.
During the long summer months, I quickly befriended Judy, and we began our short lived summer friendship. Towards the end of the summer we began to realize that we would not normally be friends and ended our summer friendship. |
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| 11. | Summer Standards | ||
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The temporary set of standards used for finding a evanescent mate during the summer season, when most respectable candidates have gone home or off vacationing. It is appropriate for Summer Standards to be lower than the standards of previous seasons, and no judgment for the reduction of moral and physical standards can be given during this time. Summergirl #1: "Ew, you hooked up with BroMoseph during summer?! He has a neckbeard!".
Summergirl #2: "Girl, it's all good, my Summer Standards allow neckbeards as long as they aren't gingers". |
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| 12. | Summer Slam | ||
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A chick that only appears around summer time and get's slammed by everyone before disappearing for the winter. (There's one in every hood)
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| 13. | Summer Jam | ||
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A rap/hip hop/rnb concert each year in June sponsored by radio stations across the United States. -Did you go to Summer Jam 2005 in Boston?
-Naw, I went to the one in New York. -Oh, well they were pretty much the same. -Pretty much... |
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| 14. | australia | ||
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Australia. A place I love and adore. And miss a great deal after having been away from my great country for almost 3 years. I live in Seattle, USA, and can see the contrast between this country and my own: Australians are the most relaxed, laid back people in the world. Nothing phases an Australian and there are times I wish Americans would take a deep breath and relax, and perhaps realize being friendly will get you so much more in life than being selfish. Granted, Johnnie Howard seems to play the game of "Bush Says" a little too often, but there's not the sense of paranoia that exists here. Having grown up in Australia too, I live for the beach and summer. Give me 40C days, I'm in heaven. And of course... Vegemite toast, my favourite food. Australia: sunshine, the beach, my home.
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