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Scumdog Million-hairs 

A nickname for former Illinois governor Rod Blagojevich, who was impeached for attempting to accept bribes to fill Barack Obama's empty U.S. Senate seat. Originated on "The Daily Show with Jon Stewart" and is a play on the title of the movie "Slumdog Millionaire," which was popular at the same time as the Blagojevich scandal. The "Million-hairs" part of the name refers to the impressive amount of hair on Blagojevich's head.
Senate candidate: "I'd like to express interest in President-elect Obama's vacant senate seat. I feel that my qualifications are right for the job."
Blagojevich: "What? Tell it to my pants pockets! Let's see...I'll give you the seat if you give me $1 million in unmarked benjamins, get a hot dog named after me at The Wiener's Circle in Chicago, and brush my hair for an hour every morning for the next year."
Senate candidate: "Forget it, Scumdog Million-hairs, I do not bow to corruption!"
Blagojevich: "Really? Are you serious? You're a politician. Come on."
Senate candidate: "All right. Take out the hair-brushing part and we've got a deal."
Scumdog Million-hairs by Nicholas D February 23, 2009
A slum dweller.
A person who lives in a poor makeshift locality in extremely dirty conditions like a stray dog.
A person who lives in an overcrowded and poor area of a city in which the housing is unplanned.

1. That bastard slumdogs put a scratch on my BMW.
2. Every Slumdog dreams of becoming a millionaire; but destiny chose just one out of millions.
Slumdog by Soohaib January 30, 2009

Slumdog Millionaire Moment 

When a person knows a completely random fact/answer, and their knowledge of this has something to do with events in their past. (Note* may also result in telling a very long and seemingly unrelated story where the one fact/answer has no significance at all.)

Originated from the film Slumdog Millionaire, where moments such as these take up most of the movie.
(two guys are watching jeopardy)

guy1: WHAT IS THE IMPORTANCE OF BEING EARNEST!!!!!!
guy2:Dude, how the fuck did you know that?
guy1: You see in Freshman year of Highscho-
guy2:Holdup, I want nothing to do with your Slumdog Millionaire Moment

Slumdog Millionaired 

when somebody completes a series of difficult tasks because they were lucky enough to have been taught how to do them.
Dude, I totally Slumdog Millionaired that test. The only questions that were on it happened to be from information taught during the 3 classes I've been to this year!

Samdog Bagillionaire 

A boss. That destroys everything in his path and leaves no survivors. He lives his life by FBGM.
If you have to ask what a Samdog bagillionaire is then you're already dead.

slumdog skank whore

A tween-aged child, typically male, that has become so worthless and such a burden that the child’s mother has ran out of curse words to express her disappointment, anger, and/or hatred for said child.
Boy: *drops plate, shatters on the floor”
Mom: “ You have got to be fucking kidding me.”

Boy: “ I’m sorry mo—“
Mom: “I don’t wanna fucking here it you little fuckin—... piece of sh—..... worthless god dam—... UGH!!!!! SLUMDOG SKANK WHORE!!!!!

Boy: *puts himself up for adoption*