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1. felcher
suking custard out of the tea towl holder
stoking a hairy arse, filling it with cum & sucking out the goodness with a straw
by anonymous Aug 29, 2003 add a video
2. courtney love
courtney love is nothing but a stoopid mofo, gay-ass, retarded, ugly, piece of shit, murderer, ass licker, pecker head, dick chin, cock suking, slutty whore!!!!!! Her name, and the word "musician" should NOT be used in the same sentence!!! She is a bitch, and she can't sing or make music for shit!!! She is NOT an artist, she is NOT talented (my skeehcssa makes better music than she EVER will!!!!), and she is NOT pretty. I HATE her for what she did to Kurt (may he rest in peace, and may his awesome music never be forgotten...), I HATE her for what she's doing to music (making people believe that her stuff actually IS music! How dare she!), and I HATE her for what she's doing to her beautiful, innocent little girl (Francis, I'm so sorry...)!!! She should burn for what she did, and then maybe we can write a fake suicide for HER that makes no sense and contradicts itself and see how SHE likes it!!! Bitch...
Oh my gosh!!! What the hell is that horrible sound coming from that ugly, stringy, slutty piece of dragon shit over there?? Is there a pig being slaughtered near by??
Nope, Courtney Love is having a concert...
Oh...Dude, that's just wrong...
by The Frisk Feb 10, 2005 add a video
3. captains platter
During the act of shrimping(sucking toes)it is when the person sucking toes puts all ten toes in his/her mouth at the same time.
After a long night of sucking toes Bart tried to impress her with the Captains Platter.
4. Ashbager
(adj) A word to describe a big, douch bag, lying/ manipulating, pot head/ coke head, drug lord/dealer, who uses phrases that make no sense yet make girls completely damp; for example, "the soup is done."
Hey, that large, unattractive, high, bald man is a ashbager asshole.
5. Smarterchild
The aim bot that is you can talk to when nobody else is online. This aim bot is gay and I have proof.
tytryerty (6:35:38 PM): stop biting it!
SmarterChild (6:35:38 PM): stop biting it? why?
tytryerty (6:35:44 PM): it hurts!
SmarterChild (6:35:44 PM): it hurts, huh? yeah?
tytryerty (6:35:53 PM): but it feels good
SmarterChild (6:35:53 PM): so?
tytryerty (6:36:07 PM): u like that don't u
SmarterChild (6:36:07 PM): yes, i love suking dicks.
tytryerty(6:36:17 PM): i LOVE it
6. Head Banging
A term used to describe oral sex. Using the mouth to perform sexual practices on a partner.
Me and the wife had some good head banging last night!
7. Masterbite
When a boy sucks his own dick, mainly becuse he cant get a girl to do it for him
wow that was a great masterbite i just had
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