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Shitlocker 

Another name for the Bitlocker whole-disk encryption software provided with Windows, especially when it's not working correctly and you don't have the recovery password.
Idiot: "I forgot my password, can you unlock my computer?" Technician: "No, it's got shitlocker on it you idiot"
Shitlocker by geek_nerd_69 October 27, 2020

shirtcocker 

A committed nudie who hangs out at hotsprings, burning man, nude beaches, clothing optional clubs etc. who sometimes wears just a t-shirt while his junk is flopping around for all the world to appreciate.
After getting a sunburn on my back, I just went as a shirtcocker the rest of the day.
shirtcocker by Jackson 5 September 1, 2006

shitlocker 

Sexual term with reference to the anus.
She let me stick it in her shitlocker.
shitlocker by Hato Hammer April 30, 2006

shitcocked 

To be so incredibly inebriated that one does not recollect acting like an ass, boning a butterface, or kicking the shit out of one's best friend.
I have to apologize for fucking your sister last night, I was totally shitcocked.
shitcocked by chupacabra February 14, 2005

SUCKCOCKER 

1.SUCKCOCKER, Another discription for COCKSUCKER.

2.SUCKCOCKER, Normaly It's a Male thats a complete Jerk or Asshole.
3.SUCKCOCKER, Someone who's main intention is to fuck you around or just fuck up anything.
4. SUCKCOCKER,A Contortionist or Anything who sucks cock backwards instead of forwards.
1.Refering to a person that intents to bogart the doobie, "Thanks alot SUCKCOCKER
2."You know what that crazy SUCKCOCKER did??" "What??" " He pissed in the dirty clothes hamper instead of the toilet!" "Wow what a SUCKCOCKER"
3. The Contortionist SUCKCOCKER who contorted and twisted themself backwards while sucking cock,m sprained their back.
SUCKCOCKER by katyfreeway January 10, 2015

shitcocker 

A person who likes it when he gets warm, brown feces all over his dick.
Kyle is totally gay. I know he is a shitcocker.
shitcocker by farfellseed May 22, 2006