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A cowardly and selfish way out, loved by the weak and glorified by the assinine. however you do it, whyever in whatever situation, your memory will forever be stained with cowardice. There are very few people who's situation actualy warrants such a meaningless act, despite what depressed goths and emo singers would say. If you actualy BOAST that you aretormented and contemplate suicide (like those goths and emo freaks) you need to put all your depression and angst aside and find a freakin hobby... damn...
If you comit suicide you aren't forever glorifying your angst and misery, your just a coward, sneaking out the back door rather tan taking life head on.
by Jim August 16, 2005
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An idiot's way out. Commonly used by stupid teenagers who think they have problems, when half the time the problems are all their own fault. Though I do realize sometimes problems are not someone's own fault, like drunkard parents, I do believe that suicide is and always will be a coward's way out. If you think that a situation in life would ever be bad enough to commit suicide, read the story of Job in the bible... though I'm sure it wouldn't matter to atheists.

When someone talks about the disease question and voluntary euthanasia, that's a big moral dilemna and it's not something I pretend to be able to answer.
My teenage brother attempted suicide by swallowing 250 pain reliever pills because he got caught stealing from the mall, did drugs, got drunk, and had sex frequently. Does that sound like a desperate, tortured teenager trying to escape his hell of a life? No. It sounds to me like a whiny brat who can't get over the fact that he created a ton of problems for himself.

All those who think suicide is not a coward's way out and it should not be looked down upon make me want to throw up.
by Matjlav May 01, 2006
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Someone who wants to go to heaven/hell quicker. As youve seen people blowing eachother up in Iraq. Suicide bombers are stupid they cant even kill themselves properly. They have to kill others around them by blowing them up from thir fumes and fire. them Iraqui bombers couldnt bomb themselves up if it depended on their lives. Its exactly like saying to God you cant fire me I quit.
Suicidal Bomber 1: Where'd that bomb go?
Suicidal Bomber 2: Its on your head Sir.
Suicidal Bomber 1: Good. Have you got on yours?
Suicidal Bomber 2: Yup :)
Suicidal Bomber 1: It will blow up in 30 mins.

5 Mins Later......


BANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


News: Iraq was blown up yesterday by two pathetic stupid suicidal bombers which were found dead with bombs on their heads.
by Da Miker May 31, 2005
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some thing horrible that you shouldnt do. if you feel like you have ost eveyrthing and theres nothign more to live for then remember that you have soo many people who love you and hang on to that thought. that the last thing you have needs to stay.
dont kill yourself its the fastest road to nowhere. suicide is ridiculous
by imgoingtobe13soon November 02, 2007
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A variety of things.

1. Telling your wife you don't love her anymore.
2. Insulting a serial killer.
3. Asking your boss if you can have a raise.
4. Wondering what happens after life.
I don't like life anymore... what should I do to commit suicide? Oh I know, I will ask my boss to give me a raise of 1,000,000,000 dollars!
by Sablechomp January 17, 2008
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the pussies way out.
people who commit suicide are fucking pussies, especially when they have only lived a grand total of fourteen years.
by rm2kking July 05, 2006
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me im a suicidle person because of my bf he is so evil but i love him so much but i really dont think he cares about me oh well i should just die and get on with my nonexistence when i die i dont want anyone to come to my funeral because ill be to upset even when i am dead ill be upset because i wont be able to ever see my bf cause i am going to hell and never comeing back or am i,i want to die now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
when i was with him he ditch me today for his friends he is such a stupid jerk!!!!!
by kiki April 01, 2005
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