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Do you fuckin people really feel it necessary to define this word? Suicide has to be one of the most recognizable and understood concepts in the English language. As for the ungodly amount of definitions (obviously myself included-the irony has not escaped me), it seems just like assholes, everyone has got one. Bravo.
People who waste time defining words eveyone already knows should go commit suicide.
by sidandnancy June 15, 2007

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A tried and tested formula for release
Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold committed suicide after killing 13 in the Columbine Massacre *yay*
by Jane. October 02, 2003

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some thing horrible that you shouldnt do. if you feel like you have ost eveyrthing and theres nothign more to live for then remember that you have soo many people who love you and hang on to that thought. that the last thing you have needs to stay.
dont kill yourself its the fastest road to nowhere. suicide is ridiculous
by imgoingtobe13soon November 02, 2007

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The art killing yourself
Ninja study ninjitsu while goths study suicide.
by I Got The Knife April 01, 2005

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a very advisiable way to handle your problems, because no one loves you. according to maddox of www.maddox.xmission.com here are some reasons to commit suicide. in a handy checklist style of ten. if any apply to you........


1. Do you live at home but your parents are always making you clean your room and do your homework? It's a sure sign that they don't love you and that they want you to kill yourself. Why else would they make you clean your room? What are they going to do next, ground you? Make you wear braces? Don't kid yourself, the message is clear.

2. If you just got out of a bad relationship and you feel like things are never going to get better; you're right. Everyone knows that suicide is the only option, stop procrastinating. Look on the bright side, at least your ex will feel guilty for a couple of minutes--but don't count on it.

3. Depressed? Don't have any friends? I guess nobody told you, but being depressed and feeling lonely isn't normal. Everyone else is happy, and has lots of friends so there must be something wrong with you. Put the prozac away, what you need is rat poison.

4. Spill a drink at a party? Drop a plate of food in a restaurant? Nobody else has to live with that kind of embarrassment; you know what you have to do.

5. Flunked out of college? Don't know algebra? Here's a question you should know the answer to: Flunked out of college + Don't know algebra = Time for _____. Chances are you still don't know the answer, so here's a hint: it starts with an 's' and ends in 'uicide'.

6. Traffic jam? Sometimes bad luck isn't a coincidence. Do you really want to sit in traffic for another half hour? Look on the bright side, if you're a viking you'll be going to Valhalla. Then again, you're probably not, but eternal damnation in hell is probably the next best thing.

7. Telemarketers keep calling? It's easier to hang yourself than to get rid of a telemarketer, am I wrong? If you're lucky, Home Depot might be having a sale on rope. After all, you don't want to die letting people think you weren't frugal.

8. Flu? You realize that there's no cure for the flu, right? Well, no cure that doesn't involve painting the wall with your brains.

9. Flat tire? Do I have to spell it out for you?

10. College application get rejected? Take the hint.

Hope you found this guide helpful, mention it in your suicide note. On second thought, why bother? Nobody will read it.
maddox thinks you should commit suicide
by Johnny Richter February 20, 2005

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Something everyone should try at least once!
Sally left me with the children. I hate these little shits. Im going to commit suicide.
by Red and Brown Grass Rat November 25, 2004

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taking the easy way out of lifes problems. Or just saying screw everything and everyone i want out. not caring what happens to you anymore and just wanting out of your miserable, pointless existence.
hes depressed ass hell man. I know i think he trying to commit suicide.
by "Chewy" July 16, 2004

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