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A very permanent solution to Life's very temporary problems.

But these problems can seem or become permanent if we cannot see a way out of them. That's why telling people that they are selfish to want to commit suicide, is not truly addressing the issue. There are many reasons why people consider it, and blindly shooting them down is not helping anyone gain clarity on the matter. Please, try sitting down and listening to your friend, and if anything coming up with a plan on how to live! Happily and healthily! See if that works better. Suicide isn't necessarily an obsession with death, but rather with Life.
Molly committed suicide; she walked to the Golden Gate Bridge, jumped off that great height, and died as she landed in the water below.
by Silver415 July 29, 2009
 
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a permanent solution for a temporary problem...
she coudnt take it anymore...she said goodbye to the world. pulled the trigger.. and layed dead in her room. she had commited suicide.
by XxDeath-KittyxX May 26, 2007
 
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a mix of all types of drinks in a po machine at at a general store
I will make a suicide by adding chreey pepsi, dr pepper, mnt. dew, 7up, vaniila coke.
by airieona December 19, 2007
 
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Driving through the heart of Koreatown without wearing a seatbelt.
Honey, that's suicide!
by Lolo Fernandez January 21, 2011
 
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A drinking challenge, similar to a Tequila slammer. the difference is in a suicide you snort a line of salt, put lemon juice in your eye and down a shot of tequila.
doing a suicide will put some hair on your ass.
by the keg January 02, 2007
 
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Painless way of saying goodbye you love and hate.
Easy as pie, drop a nine and then you fly.
by fuzzypuff258 March 14, 2005
 
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The art of killing ones own self after feeling like so many fucking people hate you and your tierd of fucking up other peoples' lives and god is taking a shit in your eye and says "Out of everybody else life, yours is going to suck the most because i hate you and regret even making you a thought in your parents' mind!"
Alex comited suicide after finding out that he had no penis and his parents hate him.
by Andrew March 07, 2005