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A simple and efficient way of dealing with all of life's problems.
Just commit suicide, and you'll never be unhappy again.
by Anonymous May 27, 2003
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Humans began to question why they existed in this seemingly endless area that we call the universe. Some people answered that question with religion, family, labor, and love – but others saw these only as ways of coping with an apparent lack of objective meaning and purpose. The people that found absolutely no purpose turned to suicide to end their emptiness – and continue to do so to this very day. Suicide exists as a response to societal illusions of goals and purpose, and not as the actions of deranged or sad individuals.
Society does not concern itself with the individuals that make up the whole, but rather that the whole functions. If society loses a large portion of its members to suicide, it will be unable to sustain itself.

Along with lack of meaning in the universe, suicide also correlates with an individual’s level of socialization. Individuals with low socialization realize that in the eyes of society, they do not mean anything. These people may not have jobs, families, or friends. They believe that whether or not they wake up the next day, the world will keep on turning. An individual with a high level of socialization becomes disillusioned with societal expectations that once kept him going. He can no longer cope with the pressure of the day to day routine of going to work, bonding with friends, and raising a family. He wants out; he wants to let someone else take his place, because he knows that he is absolutely replaceable.
I can no longer function in society with purpose, I may commit suicide
by RespondingToTheAbsurd March 12, 2015
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Lethal self destruction. It is not selfish by default--it is more selfish of those who demand you to stay. It is not necessarily a reaction to a temporary problem--some problems are permanent as well. Its not the only solution to most problems, but it is a potential solution to any problem. Choose with caution. And to all those self-righteous pissants who want to pat themselves on the back for condescending to spit a little pity at someone in hell via cliche judgments and over used sayings... don't condemn what you don't comprehend.
Me. Sometime suicide is the only answer after decades of decline and pain. Sometimes it doesnt get better.
by IceOrigami February 09, 2012
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Suicide has always been considered a way of escaping your problems. The truth is, it's a way of escaping the CAUSE of your problems. It has been associated with emo in present years. In truth, not a lot of emos commit suicide. It's normal the quiet and shy people - people that you know, people who seem happy - that will be tempted to kill themselves. Depression can lead to suicide and people with suicidal thoughts should tell someone they love because it can only hurt people.
Girl: I feel like I want to commit suicide.
Boy: Sit down and let's talk.
by XxScenexxgirLxX February 17, 2009
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something that is, despite what i've seen on here, no laughing matter. suicide can seem to be the only way out, and i'm fighting it off personally right now. it's tempting, yet i don't think i have enough strength or guts to kill myself...hopefully i never will..
Last night, a 15 year old boy committed suicide...
by depressed June 26, 2003
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The most sincere and socially responsible reaction to self-awareness.
You could endd it all, but you just don't have the guts.
by Killing Kittens January 17, 2005
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a way for someone to save them self.
by john8558 March 14, 2010
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