A tasty pale brownish drink made by mixing together all of the available flavors of pop at a restaurant (except for water).
Although each suicide should be different, they all taste curiously similar.
by adam_f August 12, 2010
the act of killing oneself.
"I want to commit sewer-side."
"It's not sewer-side you dick!"
"You suck Bush."
*kisses Bush*
by Thrashmeister November 10, 2004
Never the right thing to do. No matter what, it's NEVER the right thing, no matter what you think. Suicide is for quitters and idiots who don't want to deal with the few problems of the every day world.
Jeff... don't commit suicide. You're not a quitter...

Sam: I'm done... gonna commit suicide...
Mark: What are you? An idiot?
by StelleWolf June 12, 2010
Killing yourself. Plain and simple.

It's also very stupid unless you have a VERY good reason to do it.
I think people should have the right to kill themselves, but they should also know how fucked up and selfish it is to everyone who cares deeply about you.
by Squee August 18, 2004
1. To end one's life usu. after something very bad happens

2. A popular fad among today's teenagers (see goth, emo, mallcore)
1. I got fired from my job today, some guy mugged me and stole all my money on my way home, and I just found out my entire family was killed when a plane crashed into my house. I think I'm going to go commit suicide...

2. I had to do homework tonight. I think I'm going to go commit suicide...
by TheEye5000 January 09, 2005
The act of taking your own life. Usually contemplated by people who can't/refuse to see the brighter side of life, or kids that think their lives will never get better, even though they are only 15. What most of these people fail to realize is that life doesn't always have to be horrible, and if they sought out the right help, they could have fairly decent lives. But they decide to take the cowards way out and commit suicide. Most of the people contemplating/committing suicide are actually just calling out for attention. Many others commit suicide thinking they are going to "punish" the people that upset them. What these people fail to realize is that when they are dead, they won't be there to see them be "punished". Or any other such nonsense. As they'll be DEAD. This is known as the "you'll be sorry when I'm gone" method.
YOU'LL BE SORRY!" *bang* "The coward actually committed suicide.
by wise12 September 12, 2010
An emo kids goal in life
"Hey, Xander. Since you wear black all the time, I wondered... What's your goal in life?"

"-sigh- Suicide"
by AndyRami March 31, 2010
It's not something to joke about! It's not painless, it's not "release", it's not "deliverance", it shouldn't be considered brave, it's just killing yourself. People usually commit suicide over petty, temporary problems, accompanied by large amounts of self-pity. EVERY problem has a solution! Don't take the coward's way out! It's true, you will end your suffering once you're dead. But it's not like you're going to feel anything at all- YOU'RE DEAD. Unless you're terminally ill, beyond treatment and suffering every second, don't even consider an intentional death. You may be free of the pain but your friends, family and loved ones will suffer.
Hey kids! Shooting yourself in the head may LOOK fun but it actually hurts! Even if the pain won't last too long because you'll be DEAD in a few seconds.
by [anonymous] March 20, 2004

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