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Telling her that her dress makes her look fat.
Girl: "Does this dress make me look fat?"

Guy: "To be honest, yeah it does kinda"

Friend: "R.I.P., buddy. That was a suicide move."
by A.J. Eitel May 02, 2008
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A permanent solution for a temporary problem.
John was living a good life, until he became addicted to crack at which point his family intervened and locked him up. Unable to get his fix because he couldn't get any more rocks, he committed suicide by hanging himself with his belt.
by Spencer the Great July 29, 2007
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A permanent solution for a temporary problem
-Fuck being grounded for a month.
give me the gun im commiting suicide.
by really? uh huh? March 15, 2008
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a mix of all types of drinks in a po machine at at a general store
I will make a suicide by adding chreey pepsi, dr pepper, mnt. dew, 7up, vaniila coke.
by airieona December 19, 2007
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the gayest thing ever only a pussy would kill them selves "oh boo hoo nothing is rite myh daddy my daddy woodint let me have the new britney spears album and theres a tear in my american eagle sweater" boom



suicide doesent solve any problems if you beleve in god well hello to hell

if you dont then think if death is the end you've just taken away the only chance at making life better
danny got all fucked on crank and took the cowards way out bye shooting him self like a little cunt
by xion May 09, 2005
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A permanent solution to a temporary problem.
If it's about acceptance, try harder. Suicide is NOT trying hard.
by monkiest October 28, 2008
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self-pitty.
permedent result for temporary problem.
the most selfish thing one could possiably do.
so and so thought they had no one to talk to and no one that cared, they hung themslefs. and 3 days later you should of seen how many people were crying looking at his casket.
by kaite January 24, 2004
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