A tasty pale brownish drink made by mixing together all of the available flavors of pop at a restaurant (except for water).
Although each suicide should be different, they all taste curiously similar.
by adam_f August 12, 2010
a meritorious act in which individuals remove themselves from existence, thus helping to solve the issue of overpopulation.
individuals who unsuccessfully attempt to end their lives on railroad tracks or major roads and cause delays ought to be shot by a commuter!
the rapist realized what a piece of shit he was, and no longer wanted to live, so he carved out his own guts, effectively and slowly committing suicide.
by cmt_84 July 18, 2008
A permanent solution for a temporary problem.
John was living a good life, until he became addicted to crack at which point his family intervened and locked him up. Unable to get his fix because he couldn't get any more rocks, he committed suicide by hanging himself with his belt.
by Spencer the Great July 29, 2007
a very advisiable way to handle your problems, because no one loves you. according to maddox of www.maddox.xmission.com here are some reasons to commit suicide. in a handy checklist style of ten. if any apply to you........


1. Do you live at home but your parents are always making you clean your room and do your homework? It's a sure sign that they don't love you and that they want you to kill yourself. Why else would they make you clean your room? What are they going to do next, ground you? Make you wear braces? Don't kid yourself, the message is clear.

2. If you just got out of a bad relationship and you feel like things are never going to get better; you're right. Everyone knows that suicide is the only option, stop procrastinating. Look on the bright side, at least your ex will feel guilty for a couple of minutes--but don't count on it.

3. Depressed? Don't have any friends? I guess nobody told you, but being depressed and feeling lonely isn't normal. Everyone else is happy, and has lots of friends so there must be something wrong with you. Put the prozac away, what you need is rat poison.

4. Spill a drink at a party? Drop a plate of food in a restaurant? Nobody else has to live with that kind of embarrassment; you know what you have to do.

5. Flunked out of college? Don't know algebra? Here's a question you should know the answer to: Flunked out of college + Don't know algebra = Time for _____. Chances are you still don't know the answer, so here's a hint: it starts with an 's' and ends in 'uicide'.

6. Traffic jam? Sometimes bad luck isn't a coincidence. Do you really want to sit in traffic for another half hour? Look on the bright side, if you're a viking you'll be going to Valhalla. Then again, you're probably not, but eternal damnation in hell is probably the next best thing.

7. Telemarketers keep calling? It's easier to hang yourself than to get rid of a telemarketer, am I wrong? If you're lucky, Home Depot might be having a sale on rope. After all, you don't want to die letting people think you weren't frugal.

8. Flu? You realize that there's no cure for the flu, right? Well, no cure that doesn't involve painting the wall with your brains.

9. Flat tire? Do I have to spell it out for you?

10. College application get rejected? Take the hint.

Hope you found this guide helpful, mention it in your suicide note. On second thought, why bother? Nobody will read it.
maddox thinks you should commit suicide
by Johnny Richter February 20, 2005
Suicide: A permanent solution to a temporary problem.
Suicide is an alternative to dealing with all those little problems life throws your way.
by Strike Commander Lolz August 05, 2008
A permanent solution for a temporary problem
-Fuck being grounded for a month.
give me the gun im commiting suicide.
by really? uh huh? March 15, 2008
The act of diving from the foot of your bed or a near by dresser. Hopefully landing inside the vagina or anal cavity. There is a risk of missing therefore the name suicide.
I totaly pulled of a suicide on youe mom last nite.
by Suicide_King February 28, 2008
Do you fuckin people really feel it necessary to define this word? Suicide has to be one of the most recognizable and understood concepts in the English language. As for the ungodly amount of definitions (obviously myself included-the irony has not escaped me), it seems just like assholes, everyone has got one. Bravo.
People who waste time defining words eveyone already knows should go commit suicide.
by sidandnancy June 15, 2007
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