cool people:jump jump jump jump!!!!
loser jumps and dies
cool people laugh,cheer, and make out
no ones there
reverend:fuck this i'm gonna have sex with my hot wife
which this loser would never get.he's going to hell anyway.
school, days later
everything is better since that loser commited suicide
Suicide is funnier than all the best stand-up comedians combined.
permedent result for temporary problem.
the most selfish thing one could possiably do.