when you mix all the drinks at the soda fountain in your cup.
like coke, sprite, hi-c, lemonade, cherry coke, and whatever else drinks there are all together..
D wanted a suicide so he put all the drinks in his cup together!
by omgitsjessica May 15, 2010
A really cheap cry for help that is no longer used to escape depression or melancholy but used by surburban high school teens looking to enhance their self image and make themselves seem more emotional and deep so female emo girls can have someone to spill all their insecure emotions on.
I'm going to commit suicide tomorrow!

Why?

Because it's the cool thing to do, duh!
by rob ricksen February 24, 2006
The cowardly way to solve your problems. Most kids feel the should commit suicide at times, or actually are suicidal only because they are extremely depressed and can't look past the fact that life has its ups and downs.

Respect your loved ones
Get over it.
Jim: Hey man i think i wanna commit suicide.

Dave: Don't do that, you're probly depressed now man but you'll get over it.
by Speedmetal0789 November 29, 2005
It's something people do for attention hoping that by killing themselves people will feel sorry for them.
Sally was a desperate whore who constantly cut herslef and put sad stories up her away messages to get attention, it was no suprise to me when she committed suicide.
by Sexyyyyy July 19, 2007
self-pitty.
permedent result for temporary problem.
the most selfish thing one could possiably do.
so and so thought they had no one to talk to and no one that cared, they hung themslefs. and 3 days later you should of seen how many people were crying looking at his casket.
by kaite January 24, 2004
something a loser does when he has no friends,girls reject him,gets his ass kicked by all the cool people because the loser sucks and has no life and because the cool people are superior to him in every way.He tries to make a big show about it by jumping off a building to see if anyone will care when they don't and laugh when his ugly face hits the pavement.if he suceeds he goes to hell to burn for eternity and no one will attend his funeral.if he fails he will be arrestedand sent to prison where he'll get raped,beat up,stabed,tortured,and bullied for the rest of his pitiful existence.
loser:im gonna commit suicide!
cool people:jump jump jump jump!!!!
loser jumps and dies
cool people laugh,cheer, and make out
loser's funeral
no ones there
reverend:fuck this i'm gonna have sex with my hot wife
which this loser would never get.he's going to hell anyway.
school, days later
everything is better since that loser commited suicide

Suicide is funnier than all the best stand-up comedians combined.
by loserh8r December 27, 2006
Something that more depressesd people should do to help prevent overpopulation.
That emo kid should really try to help the cause and commit suicide.
by Stephanie January 23, 2005
The act of taking your own life when you realize that you are too weak to deal with problems that everyone faces. It's interesting to see how many potential suiciders happen to be citizens of the greatest country on earth (the united states of america). If you are a citizin of a very powerful country with many opportunities and things to look forward to and be grateful for, it's very ironic how you could choose to end their own life. By commiting suicide, you are admitting that you were too ignorant to realize that you were very fortunate to have been born in a country were women aren't shot at for not covering themselves, or were young kids aren't forced to work in sweat shops. Suicide is indeed selfish and weak. It is amazing how someone in america can come to the conclusion that their life is so horrible that they must end it, when there are thousands of people all over the world who are starving, people forced to be slaves, people tortured and killed, young kids who are forced to work 16 hour shifts with little or no pay. Everyone in life has problems. Suck it up.
If you have attempted suicide, or seriously considered it, you
should die.
by GimmiK April 15, 2006

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