The drink you get when you mix all the sodas, pops, juices, and teas on the soda fountain at a restaurant. It tastes great when done right. When you add too much of one drink it tastes like crap. The name suicide is based off of how much all the sugar and caffiene is in the drink. It's worth it though.
Guy: I'm getting Coke, what about you?

Friend: I'm getting Suicide

Guy: What's that?

Friend: Well according to the fountain at THIS restaurant: Coke, Diet Coke, Sprite, Hi-C Orange Lava Burst, Powerade, and Minute Maid Lemonade.

Guy: Shit
by I heart Michelle Phan :) November 21, 2009
A cowardly and selfish way out, loved by the weak and glorified by the assinine. however you do it, whyever in whatever situation, your memory will forever be stained with cowardice. There are very few people who's situation actualy warrants such a meaningless act, despite what depressed goths and emo singers would say. If you actualy BOAST that you aretormented and contemplate suicide (like those goths and emo freaks) you need to put all your depression and angst aside and find a freakin hobby... damn...
If you comit suicide you aren't forever glorifying your angst and misery, your just a coward, sneaking out the back door rather tan taking life head on.
by Jim August 16, 2005
An idiot's way out. Commonly used by stupid teenagers who think they have problems, when half the time the problems are all their own fault. Though I do realize sometimes problems are not someone's own fault, like drunkard parents, I do believe that suicide is and always will be a coward's way out. If you think that a situation in life would ever be bad enough to commit suicide, read the story of Job in the bible... though I'm sure it wouldn't matter to atheists.

When someone talks about the disease question and voluntary euthanasia, that's a big moral dilemna and it's not something I pretend to be able to answer.
My teenage brother attempted suicide by swallowing 250 pain reliever pills because he got caught stealing from the mall, did drugs, got drunk, and had sex frequently. Does that sound like a desperate, tortured teenager trying to escape his hell of a life? No. It sounds to me like a whiny brat who can't get over the fact that he created a ton of problems for himself.

All those who think suicide is not a coward's way out and it should not be looked down upon make me want to throw up.
by Matjlav May 01, 2006
the pussies way out.
people who commit suicide are fucking pussies, especially when they have only lived a grand total of fourteen years.
by rm2kking July 05, 2006
Something no one should do... I've talked people out of it many times, but I can't be bothered doing it anymore.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR GAY RETARDED UNCLEFUCKING CAT! Retard...
by Steaver370 July 09, 2004
The ultimate act of selfishness.
George committed suicide and left his loved ones behind.
by anonymous March 18, 2005
me im a suicidle person because of my bf he is so evil but i love him so much but i really dont think he cares about me oh well i should just die and get on with my nonexistence when i die i dont want anyone to come to my funeral because ill be to upset even when i am dead ill be upset because i wont be able to ever see my bf cause i am going to hell and never comeing back or am i,i want to die now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
when i was with him he ditch me today for his friends he is such a stupid jerk!!!!!
by kiki April 01, 2005
A pussy's way out of life
My girlfriend dumped me so I'm going to commit suicide
by SillyChuckWilly January 27, 2005

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