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the worst possible sprinting drill. sprint to one cone, back. sprint to the first cone back and then to the second cone and back. sprint to the first cone, back, second cone, back, third cone, back and then so on til however many cones ur douche coach puts on the field
Coach- "you scrwed up on the field get two deep on the line and lets do some suicides!"
by bizcuitz April 20, 2009
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It doesn't matter if it's right or wrong once you are dead.
If you commit suicide nothing will matter anymore.
by semen_pants November 06, 2007
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Lethal self destruction. It is not selfish by default--it is more selfish of those who demand you to stay. It is not necessarily a reaction to a temporary problem--some problems are permanent as well. Its not the only solution to most problems, but it is a potential solution to any problem. Choose with caution. And to all those self-righteous pissants who want to pat themselves on the back for condescending to spit a little pity at someone in hell via cliche judgments and over used sayings... don't condemn what you don't comprehend.
Me. Sometime suicide is the only answer after decades of decline and pain. Sometimes it doesnt get better.
by IceOrigami February 09, 2012
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1) To take one's own life because of a)no will to live life anymore, b)problems that seem unsolvable from that person's point of view, and or also c)people who influence the thoughts and actions of one's life inabling them to live for themselves.

2) A drink that consists of three or more types of a beverage.
1) I want to die because I feel that no one loves me and I have no will to live my life anymore.

2) Sprite, Dr. Pepper, and Bacardi makes one hell of a suicide!
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Suicide is, very simply ending one's life, often due to some form of stress or pain in the individual's life. Suicide is viewed by some as completely reasonable and by others as selfish.

Certain individuals label suicide as reasonable due to the fact that it negates the pain and suffering an individual may be feeling that may not be tolerable or possible to deal with.

Suicide is also labelled as selfish because it ignores the responsibilities one has to others and the world. This usually falls under the category of those who realise that life is not based on the individual, because if it were jumping off a bridge wouldn't work since you'd land on the 22 story high pile of bodies already there. In this sense, suicide is seen as an escape harming the people close to one's self and adding trauma to their lives.

It is important to remember that many people who attempt suicide are not in fact suicidal and need something as simple as someone to talk to, therefore, judging or institutionalising someone who has attempted to commit suicide will contribute further to their problems.

An anti-suicidal quote: "You can't possibly know if life will get better if you aren't here to live it". That one kept a number of people here.
A form of suicide is jumping off a bridge, or in front of a train, much to the inconvenience of commuters. This form is often a final "screw you" to the world.
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Dispite our efforts, it is considered a final option that is available to many. Attempted by some (for an unfathomable number of reasons), and commited by many to cease a relentless pain. However, it is more painful to merely exist and endure your present situation then commit this act that is deemed "insideous" by the masses. In short, one commits this action once "coping" and sustaining forces are dwarfed by an incomprehensible amount of pain.
Jacob: "Hey buddy, what's up? How was your weekend"
Terry: "Fine..."
Jacob: "That's cool, see you later!"
Terry: (mutters) "To think I nearly committed suicide,... what does that fool know..."
*Anguish consumes Terry's being*
by Searching... January 12, 2006
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The quickest way to answer life's biggest question
God? Heaven? Hell? Reincarnation?
Unless my memories getting erased after, it's time to have suicide and find out!
by EdemaOmega September 10, 2005
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