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If you can't sleep you may consider committing suicide. A sometimes peaceful way of dealing with your sleep disorder.
Bobby committed suicide. Bobby never woke up. :(
by CJDJ September 12, 2005
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Starting on the base line, sprint to the free throw line, return to the base line, sprint to half court, return to the base line, sprint to the far free throw line, return to the base line, sprint to the far base line, and return to the base line.
We had to run 10 suicides during practice today since we lost our basketball game.
by Melissa Davis August 16, 2004
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1) The act of killing yourself, it can involve pills, hangings, firearms or anything else that is potentially 'dangerous'

2) What you'll hear if you fire at your feet with a rocket launcher on halo.

3) A very annoying hip-hop song.
1) Billy hated life, so he took a shotgun and blew his brains out.

2) SUICIDE!

3) I'm su-i-cidal, su-i-cidal su-i-cidal for you.
by Confucious August 29, 2007
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A beverage you create when you mix together several sodas into one cup. You make these at places where you get your own drink. Often dr pepper, coke, root beer, and mellow yellow all mixed together. The taste depends on you.
It's a perfect day for a suicide at the local cafe!
by Zane222 June 22, 2011
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The art of killing ones own self after feeling like so many fucking people hate you and your tierd of fucking up other peoples' lives and god is taking a shit in your eye and says "Out of everybody else life, yours is going to suck the most because i hate you and regret even making you a thought in your parents' mind!"
Alex comited suicide after finding out that he had no penis and his parents hate him.
by Andrew March 07, 2005
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a very advisiable way to handle your problems, because no one loves you. according to maddox of www.maddox.xmission.com here are some reasons to commit suicide. in a handy checklist style of ten. if any apply to you........


1. Do you live at home but your parents are always making you clean your room and do your homework? It's a sure sign that they don't love you and that they want you to kill yourself. Why else would they make you clean your room? What are they going to do next, ground you? Make you wear braces? Don't kid yourself, the message is clear.

2. If you just got out of a bad relationship and you feel like things are never going to get better; you're right. Everyone knows that suicide is the only option, stop procrastinating. Look on the bright side, at least your ex will feel guilty for a couple of minutes--but don't count on it.

3. Depressed? Don't have any friends? I guess nobody told you, but being depressed and feeling lonely isn't normal. Everyone else is happy, and has lots of friends so there must be something wrong with you. Put the prozac away, what you need is rat poison.

4. Spill a drink at a party? Drop a plate of food in a restaurant? Nobody else has to live with that kind of embarrassment; you know what you have to do.

5. Flunked out of college? Don't know algebra? Here's a question you should know the answer to: Flunked out of college + Don't know algebra = Time for _____. Chances are you still don't know the answer, so here's a hint: it starts with an 's' and ends in 'uicide'.

6. Traffic jam? Sometimes bad luck isn't a coincidence. Do you really want to sit in traffic for another half hour? Look on the bright side, if you're a viking you'll be going to Valhalla. Then again, you're probably not, but eternal damnation in hell is probably the next best thing.

7. Telemarketers keep calling? It's easier to hang yourself than to get rid of a telemarketer, am I wrong? If you're lucky, Home Depot might be having a sale on rope. After all, you don't want to die letting people think you weren't frugal.

8. Flu? You realize that there's no cure for the flu, right? Well, no cure that doesn't involve painting the wall with your brains.

9. Flat tire? Do I have to spell it out for you?

10. College application get rejected? Take the hint.

Hope you found this guide helpful, mention it in your suicide note. On second thought, why bother? Nobody will read it.
by Johnny Richter February 20, 2005
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a permanent solution for a temporary problem...
she coudnt take it anymore...she said goodbye to the world. pulled the trigger.. and layed dead in her room. she had commited suicide.
by XxDeath-KittyxX May 26, 2007
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