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an act which is commited upon inrollment at high tech high la
she sighned the enrollment papers so i commited suicide
by anonoymous726389 October 21, 2004
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when someone is so cowardly they take their own life. Someone who feels the world would be a better place without them because they have failed their family and failed at life. Then when they commit suicide the family gets even more fucked up then it was before hand and the kids go insane.
I commited suicide. My children feel unloved and lonely.
by Ronald Allen Rehmeyer... November 02, 2008
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150
A really cheap cry for help that is no longer used to escape depression or melancholy but used by surburban high school teens looking to enhance their self image and make themselves seem more emotional and deep so female emo girls can have someone to spill all their insecure emotions on.
I'm going to commit suicide tomorrow!

Why?

Because it's the cool thing to do, duh!
by rob ricksen February 24, 2006
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151
something a loser does when he has no friends,girls reject him,gets his ass kicked by all the cool people because the loser sucks and has no life and because the cool people are superior to him in every way.He tries to make a big show about it by jumping off a building to see if anyone will care when they don't and laugh when his ugly face hits the pavement.if he suceeds he goes to hell to burn for eternity and no one will attend his funeral.if he fails he will be arrestedand sent to prison where he'll get raped,beat up,stabed,tortured,and bullied for the rest of his pitiful existence.
loser:im gonna commit suicide!
cool people:jump jump jump jump!!!!
loser jumps and dies
cool people laugh,cheer, and make out
loser's funeral
no ones there
reverend:fuck this i'm gonna have sex with my hot wife
which this loser would never get.he's going to hell anyway.
school, days later
everything is better since that loser commited suicide

Suicide is funnier than all the best stand-up comedians combined.
by loserh8r December 27, 2006
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a permanent solution to a temporary problem
He committed suicide because the girl he liked had a boyfriend.
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Never the right thing to do. No matter what, it's NEVER the right thing, no matter what you think. Suicide is for quitters and idiots who don't want to deal with the few problems of the every day world.
Jeff... don't commit suicide. You're not a quitter...

Sam: I'm done... gonna commit suicide...
Mark: What are you? An idiot?
by StelleWolf June 12, 2010
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A way NOT to end the problems in your life because it will exist when you leave this world, but at least you do not have to deal with it anymore
Suicide will end the pain but it will not solve the problem
by summerwind May 02, 2007
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