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Telling her that her dress makes her look fat.
Girl: "Does this dress make me look fat?"

Guy: "To be honest, yeah it does kinda"

Friend: "R.I.P., buddy. That was a suicide move."
by A.J. Eitel May 02, 2008
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a mix of all types of drinks in a po machine at at a general store
I will make a suicide by adding chreey pepsi, dr pepper, mnt. dew, 7up, vaniila coke.
by airieona December 19, 2007
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A long-term solution to a short-term problem...
He crashed his mothers car, and instead of paying her back, he commited suicide.
by Deedle April 02, 2005
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Contrary to popular belief, it is not the solution to life's problems.
Bob: I'm going to commit suicide, life is bad.
John: Well, you've just taken away every chance at making your life better!
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A permanent solution for a temporary problem.
John was living a good life, until he became addicted to crack at which point his family intervened and locked him up. Unable to get his fix because he couldn't get any more rocks, he committed suicide by hanging himself with his belt.
by Spencer the Great July 29, 2007
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A permanent solution for a temporary problem
-Fuck being grounded for a month.
give me the gun im commiting suicide.
by really? uh huh? March 15, 2008
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My girlfriend dumped me so I'm going to commit suicide
by SillyChuckWilly January 27, 2005
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