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8.
A suicide bomber is where a man defecates on a woman's breasts, then wipes the feces off with pages torn from the Quoran.
Linus gave Sally a suicide bomber last night. Needless to say, Sally's Muslim dad is pretty pissed.
by Ol Dirty Fuka May 03, 2010
 
9.
Before climaxing within a woman's vagina, the man pulls out and, standing over her, begins masturbating furiously. The man then shouts "Allah u Akbar!" and then proceeds to climax on their own face. The Suicide Bomber.
Before climaxing, Jesse shocked the nation when he turned out to be a suicide bomber and climaxed all over his own face. There were two survivors. Nobody was injured, Jesse was just covered in semen.
by n8t the gr8 November 16, 2010
 
10.
when you see a girl/guy that looks hot as hell from far away until you see them walk closer and turn out to look ugly as shit
a cute girl looks good from far away. she comes closer and your face turns from a smile to a frown because shes ugly as hell. you turn to your friends and yell suicide bomber
by Troublemaker69 April 03, 2011
 
11.
Dude or chick who knowingly bangs someone with HIV and/or AIDS.
Dude, I would totally bang Magic Johnson but I'm no suicide bomber.
by genegine October 14, 2006
 
12.
Some gay retarded religious fanatics that normally try to hijack airplanes (or steal a bike) and ram it into a tall building while screamin allahmundahahahalokbutt and proceeding to blow themselves up or die of brain concussion (after crashing into a steel building with a bike). Normally asshole muslims.
...nnnnrrrRRWWWWWNNNNNGGGPOW *plane crashes into building killing several hundred civilians*
... ring ... ring ... RING ... RING *bike crashes into tall building killing the retarded rider.*

That's a suicide bomber.
by 1337 H8T0R March 26, 2010
 
13.
A person who farts in a large crowd of people and shows no regard for those around them or even themself. Their main purpose is to release their gases, even if it means standing right in the center of their own stink. The opposite of a crop-duster.
"Damn man...Joe was like a SUICIDE BOMBER the other night man. He would just drop ass and stand there. It was like he was proud of it."
by Crabcakes April 24, 2007
 
14.
aka a terrorist aka a person who uses violence and intimidation in the pursuit of political aims.
Al-Queda suicide bombers killed thousands of New Yorkers on 9-11-01.
by M February 19, 2004