Swesticles 

1) condition characterized by excess perspiration accumulated on the ball sack.

2) an ancient Greek military commander who won fame fighting the Persian invasion. pronounced swess-ta-klees.

1) Yo, open that window so I can get a nice breeze going on my swesticles.

2) Today in history class, we studied war strategies pioneered in ancient Greece. You can really see the influence generals like Swesticles had on modern military.

Swesticles by housian July 22, 2007

Suggesticles 

The male equivalent to the cameltoe.

I really liked the way the spandex was outlining my pecs and bicepts, it made my ass look pretty toned also, but I didn't realize that it gave me the whackest suggesticles until this girl pointed it out after I got up on the table after a few shots.

Suggesticles by Chris Colletti January 3, 2009

Sagsticles 

Sagsticles is when you have some saggy ass balls beyond normal state. If your balls almost touch your knees while standing up straight.

sagsticles derives from the words saggy+testicles

Boxer briefs help prevent men from getting sagsticles, but then again with sagsticles it's easier to teabag a breezy

Sagsticles by bboy shyne November 14, 2011

spesticles

when you dress your penis up with glasses

last night i made some cool spesticles that looked like elvis.

spesticles by God May 13, 2005

swesticles 

A mixture of sweat and testicles. Appears in the frontal region of the body where the testicles are located.

I got some nasty swesticles going on today.

swesticles by wanger April 7, 2005

Shmesticles

Testicles--written in a way as to lessen the vulgar sound and meaning.

I got hit in the shmesticles the other day

Shmesticles by Dr. Fanning November 1, 2009

Snesticles 

After capturing a flag in Call of Duty (Domination, War, or CTF), it is tradition to say "snesticles," or "snestes."

STEalthBoMBER - Dude cap A you goondoggle!
GeeMEISTER - I got it.
STEalthBoMBER - Snesticles.
GeeMEISTER - Snestes.

Snesticles by THEownerAKAgMEISTER December 21, 2008