1. An old woman's big delicious tits
My teacher has some nice sugar tits
by Nunumann December 08, 2011
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n. Describing a female with a deligtfully sweet bosom; a delicious pair of breasts.
"What do you think you're looking at, sugar tits?" said the inebriated Mel Gibson to the arresting deputy.
by SkidMarkyMark July 30, 2006
Any sufficiently attractive female law officer dispatched to oppress good Christian men by her masters within the international conspiracy of invisible Zionist superjews.
"What do you think you're looking at, sugar tits?" inquired the Academy Award-winning director. "Lookin' to kill a few Jesuses," the sergeant gamely replied.
by Moses Maybe July 31, 2006
An L.A. county police sergeant, if you're drunk enough and Australian enough.
"What do you think you're looking at, sugar tits?"--Mel Gibson
by goyische shitheel July 31, 2006
Tits that are not big, but not too small; they fit perfectly, one in each hand
I love your sugar tits, they fit my hands like gloves!
by the $cuN>| January 02, 2007
A close female friend of whom you've either slept with or would potentially like to sleep with.
Hey sugartits, it's been a while since you've been out to the bars.
by J. Peddy August 04, 2006
A term Mel Gibson uses towards female police officers after being cited with a DUI.
Mel:What are you looking at sugar tits?!?!?!
by andrew4565765 July 31, 2006
Sugar-Tits Adj. Meaning a way to offend a sexy woman
What are you looking at Sugartits.
by Whyte Boi December 15, 2006