| 1. | -ism | ||
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A suffix that usually emo faggots, vegetarians, communists, leftwingers and other useless pieces of shit put behind words to look smart. It only makes them more annoying then they already are.
When this is done in front of you it's your right, or should i say your duty to mankind, to take action with a punch to the jaw or a kick in the stomach. Emo fag: omg omg look at this Bush-ism!!1!111
Vegetarian: omg i live by vegetarian-ism!1 Gothic: lol look at me i live by goth-ism!11 plz send cookies Me (after beating the living shit out of them): You just got fucked up-ism. |
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| 2. | Bro-ism | ||
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A bro-ism is any variation of the word "bro." Usually beginning with bro and ending with some funny or clever suffix. Examples of a bro-ism are:
broseph brah brologna brocahantas brosputin brois and clark the bronas bothers brodonna bro's crab shack brocolli (not to be confused with brocolli the vegetable, different pronunciation) brofessor bromosexual Tom Brokaw Brobi wan kenobi bro vs. wade brocaine broham el bromino the bromuda triangle bro-cameral legislature bronoculars broack obama and so on.... |
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| 3. | ism | ||
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suffix meaning something the root said. only used with names of people or groups of people.
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| 4. | Googleizeationism | ||
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{Google-ize-ation-ism}. This can be referred to a (growing) {doctrine}, a {practice,} (doctors practice) a {belief} (state of mind) or a {condition} (a state of being) (ism) and a process (ation) where the human mind is continually searching (Google) usually in a very intense manner (speed) in which the brain is collecting data via the {minds eye,} while continually {blending} and {coalescing} that data with existing data and life's experiences while constantly adding more, and with continuous analyzation, scrutinization, and penetration of the external, and internal, of things material and immaterial, to a point, of understanding, comprehending, or apprehending, the essences or properties of that data, in order to begin to order, to engineer, to form or create the environment in which one lives by assembling the individual pieces or elements, material or immaterial together to form a complex whole or in short to sythenisize. 1. Those who embrace {googleizeationism} will create the new world "that has order." Order your new world and create.
2. One does not have to be afraid of {googleizeationism} but may not be able to understand or grasp it, if one is not willing to give (of themselves) as giving is the essence of life and the force that will create the new world. 3. Stated simply {googleizeationism} is the art and science, or practice, of searching minds in order to find new ways of creating ones world - an experiment in living. 4. Everybody wants to create because the Creator is inside, figure out what you want to create and if you still can't create it, fix what is inside of you and keep trying with continued believing and practicing googleizeationism will aid you in your efforts. 5. The belief and practice of {googleizeationism} may cause inflammation of the brain known as {googleitis.} |
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| 5. | Patriotism | ||
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Patriotism, believe it or not, has a Latin stem word, and a Greek suffix. The stem word being "patria", meaning "land of one's fathers" or "fatherland" and the greek suffix "-ism" meaning "the act of" or "state of".
To put these two stems together would equal "the act of... land of one's fathers". Obviously we need to fill in the blank. As you can read above people have many different choices as to what goes into that blank(criticising, disagreeing with). However, plainly stated, the definition of Patriotism is not up for discussion. and the word that goes into that blank is "love" or "devotion". A strong statement I know, but true. Please do not assume because I use strong words like love and devotion I am trying to conotate this definition, they are simply words, with definitions of their own, that are in the definition of the word patriotism. Patriotism: n. - the act of loving or showing devotion to one's country. Let's face it, patriotism is not a political stance or a veiw point. It's an emotion. Just like all emotions, how you choose to display them to the world is entirely up to you. It is lamentable, that to be a good patriot one must become the enemy of the rest of mankind.
- Voltaire |
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| 6. | Illified | ||
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Slang term referring to being unwell.... Obviously better than any other way of saying that you are unwell due to its use of "fied" at the end... which is by far the best suffix in existance...
"whats up?"
"im all illified, totally sucks" "I have aids" "Ha! and I thought I was fucked!" |
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| 7. | Dearism | ||
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Dear means Loved; Lovable. The English suffix -ism was first used to form a noun of action from a verb. So, a person who has a high-quality love becomes "dearism". I'm in love. He's such a dearism.
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