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The Gawk Gawk Supreme Vacuum Seal Double Twisty Suction Pump Soul Snatcher Combo 3000

The act of sucking penis so hard that the very fabric of reality begins to warp around the dick, causing a loop therefore creating an eternal cycle of glizzy gobbling.
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Suction Cup Man 

Suction Cup Man saved the world

suction cup man 

Suction cup man is comin' 'round
His suction power has no bounds!
He's pretty hot you must admit,
His suction cups, all red and shit
Do not test hid sucking power,
He'll climb your tower in just an hour!
You can't kill him he's way to cool,
He's smudgin' up your windows fool!
I'm suction cup man, LOOK AT ME GO!
suction cup man by lookatmego! February 22, 2018
He's got suction with the mayor.
suction by Jim King September 23, 2005

Suction Cup Man 

Famous for climbing towers with Suction Cups and intriguing presidents.
Dada Dada Da! Suction Cup Man!

Gawk Gawk suction cup 9000 

Oral sex that is so unbelievably good that words cannot Describe it
"Hello madam could you please preform the gawk gawk suction cup 9000 upon my genitalia.”

Cerebral Seduction 

The act of seducing someone using intelligence and wit, rather than looks and flattery.
Cerebral seduction transpired via his unique perspective on the Middle East conflict and his witty retorts to the peanut gallery, who disagreed with his viewpoint.
Cerebral Seduction by Fi-Toronto October 18, 2009