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1) A really bad customer, usually with "I'm always right" attitude.
2) A sucker.
That suctomer of yours called back. She still wants free shipping to Hong Cong, and she's being anal retentive about it.

I just sold him the car at 200% over market rate. Heh, suctomers.
by P. V. September 05, 2007
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a customer who really, really sucks.

a customer who is Not Right.

someone who tries to scam an Etsy Seller.
"I had a suctomer who tried to claim that I didn't send my product, even when I had a delivery confirmation, time and date stamp from the USPS, and the package was Insured. They were just trying to get something for free. Effin' suctomer"
by bcj May 30, 2012
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