One with trampoline pants is one with a puge so large that they bounce off everything they come into contact with, especially while attempting sex. (see "puge")

A woman violently strokes a mans cock and sucks on his asshole until his shits from the suction action. This action resembles a plunger, just like clearing the pipes of your household shitter.

A type of mud that sticks to everyone and everything. It's extremely hard to get off. Standing in it too long can cause you to slightly sink in it.

A cleaner way to say "Blow Job"
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Taking a guys penis (and/or balls) in your mouth and sucking, kissing, licking, etc it and making him climax. The term is a misnomer. There is no blowing involved, but rather some suction.
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Oral sex performed upon the penis. It may be performed to induce orgasm and ejaculation of semen, or it can be used as foreplay prior to vaginal or anal forms of intercourse.
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To lick, suck a mans penis. Usually done by swirling the tongue around the penis while sucking at the same. This causes a sensation of pleasure to the reciver making them ejaculate.
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To lick, blow, and suck on a mans dick. Proper technique including rubbing his balls with left hand, stroking dick with right hand in sync to the pace you are moving your mouth. To go all the way and deep throat is much desired, while doing this begin to hum and moan.
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What happens to experimental 12-year-old boys if left alone around a vacuum cleaner for extended periods of time.

when your pants and underwear squelch up uncomfortably into your butt crack creating a slight amount of suction. this leads to redness and chaffing (in extreme cases underwear is sucked up the buttocks and travels backwards through your organs. The garment ends up coming out of your ear, giving the panties a waxen glow.) your , best cured removing the garments and applying liberal amounts of vinegar. the acid counters the skin irritation.

involving two or more partners; it branches off like a vainy choad from the oral sex family and makes its way into your pants. At the point of climax for the male/unknown gender, the climax may be intensified by clappsing the mouth of the partner performing the favor thus increases the amount of suction force on the erect penis, this action directs the flow of the sperm at a faster rate giving the sweet rush of adrenaline time to be felt by the much realived person/s...

a girl with a vagina that sucks in all it comes into contact with, or, as the name implies, a vagina/vacuum

not to be confused with a whore, since the owner of a vaginacuum has no say over it's pure suction power, whereas a whore inserts various objects into her cooter of her own accord

a hint a woman may be the possesor of a vaginacuum is her inability to wear any types of pants without procuring camel toe

vaginacuums can come in many colors, shapes, and sizes, including highlighter yellow

term coined by Travis