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22. cock smoker
as in sucking cock
You smoke cock cunt
by anonymous Jun 19, 2003 add a video
23. sometimes you just gotta smoke
To explain your actions when you are caught high at 8:00am.
"Hahaha...What the fuck are you doing 'sucking down' bongs at this hour?"
"Man, Sometimes yo' jus' gotsta smoke."
by Diego Sep 11, 2003 add a video
24. Death_Slammer
Fag that likes to smoke cock on a daily basis
Wow, that guy is sucking off a cow like a real Death_Slammer
by Mike Dec 1, 2003 add a video
25. smoking the pole
the act of sucking ones dick
Shit, she really knows how to smoke that pole!
by Alex Apr 6, 2004 add a video
26. smoking the pole
the act of sucking ones dick
Shit, that bitch really knows how to smoke that pole!
by Alex Apr 6, 2004 add a video
27. anal lung cancer
A disease affecting the anal lung canals, caused by someone sucking up to you too much
Wow man, your '85 Chevy Citation is the nicest car on the block! Do you think you could lend me 10 dawlers?
Quite blowing smoke up my ass, you're gonna give me anal lung cancer
28. cigarette
What some retards feel obligated to smoke because they thinks it's cool or rebellious. The reason all these morons are dropping dead is because:
1.They take giant deep breaths of the smoke and make it stay in their lungs. It's not the fact that the smoke comes from the cigarettes that it's deadly, any kind of smoke, even barbecue smoke, will fuck up your lungs if you let it sit in there. You're smoking it all wrong dumbass, you're supposed to take shallow puffs and let the flavor sit in your mouth. That's why they say puffing a cigarette; otherwise they would say sucking a cigarette stupid.

2.They have no self control. If you had any kind of self control at all and smoked it correctly as stated above, then you wouldn't have this addiction problem in the first place!

3.They are buying the wrong brands. The brands these sheep buy are produced by heartless corporations who don't care what their shit tastes like and are just in it for the money. They are stuffed full of chemicals and crap and barely have any real tobacco in it.
most idiots who smoke aren't doing it right and are merely posers. They either aren't cool enough or smart enough (or both) to smoke.
by MadDogV2 Nov 7, 2004 add a video
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