Smoking nic and sucking dick 

The act of inhaling vape or juul mist, then sucking one's penis right after and slowly exhaling the vape mist onto said penis.

what are you doing this weekend?
smoking nic and sucking dick baby UHUHH-

Smoking nic and sucking dick by Boldandbrashtrash October 18, 2019

sucking dick for cheetos 

The act of doing something for no possible reason or form of payout.

"Did you hear what corporate wants us to do now?" "Yeah we are basically going to be sucking dick for Cheetos"

sucking dick for cheetos by Black21 October 14, 2013

International sucking dick day 

The 12th of april is the national sucking dick day.

George: "Hey it's The international sucking dick day."
Jeremy: "Alright come here I will suck your dick."

International sucking dick day by ieatass3 May 25, 2018

Suckingadick Cuminmyass 

A mis-pronunciation of the name 'Benedict Cumberbatch'. usually used by 11 year olds at the Year 7 disco when trying to impress that girl who sits next to you in Maths.

"Benedict Cumberbatch? More like........SUCKINGADICK CUMINMYASS!!!"

"Omg Daniel wtf lol"

"Thanks, babe"

"What did you just call me"

"Nothing, Shannon, honest"

Suckingadick Cuminmyass by KinZil March 10, 2017

fake ass booty sucking hoe 

A girl or guy who is fake and likes to suck a lot of booties.

Brandy sucked my booty and all my friends she's such a fake ass booty sucking hoe.

fake ass booty sucking hoe by Harrison Swiss February 1, 2018

national dick sucking day 

on april 12 you can suck as much dick as you'd like, national dick sucking day is THE day for for all the hos to embrace their inner ho

ho one: "bitch i sucked 9 dicks today"

ho two "i sucked 11, i feel like a bad person"

ho one "it's okay it's national dick sucking day"

national dick sucking day by yrfavho April 11, 2017

suckin diesel 

From a Northern Irelander:

"Suckin Diesel" should only be used to describe a situation which has recently improved.

The situation should have been so bad that little or no progress had been made for some time. It should only be said after an event or action which allows further progress to be made.

John: What are you doing Dave?
Dave: Trying to get my computer to work.
John: Been at it long?
Dave: yeah about 3 hours mate, I can't seem to get it switched on. Any ideas?
John: Have you tried plugging it in and flicking the switch on the wall??

(Dave plugs PC in and flicks switch. PC starts to boot up.)

Dave: "Ahhh...now we're Suckin Diesel!!"

suckin diesel by Flarkey August 26, 2004