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Summerville 

A cute little southern town in South Carolina that has a lot of historical stuff like plantations. Whoop-de-do. This place is extremely boring, so most people between the ages 14-18 end up drinking excessively and "partying" (which is really just getting cross-faded and going to walmart or something). It's choc-full of little sub-divisions, where you will find a nice assortment of old farts, 6 year-olds, and pot-head teenagers. High schools include Summerville HS (for the sluts), Fort Dorchester HS(for the gangsters. not a joke), Ashley Ridge HS (for the rednecks), and Pinewood Prep (for the fucking annoying people). Occasionally, you will find some decent people that are fun to be around. Even then, however, you will find yourself spending hours trying to figure out what to do today.
Person 1: I'm so bored.
Person 2: Duh, we live in Summerville

Drunk Person 1: HAH I'M SO DRUNK
Drunk Person 2: Hahahahaha let's go to walmart because that's the only fun thing to do other than smoking a shit-load of weed!
Summerville by hostilekid December 28, 2010
A word used to describe a state of severe suckiness!
I can't belive that just happened...
Suckville... Population...ME!
Suckville by Lacy Lou February 6, 2010

Summerville Sucking 

When the female is on her back and her head is hanging off the side of the bed, the male fucks her mouth.
Haha. I just got done recieving the Summerville Sucking.

sucksville 

A place of hardship and frustration.

Current population is ever-shifting, but is usually situated at You.
Dude: She left me for the Dudester...
Dudette: Dude, welcome to Sucksville, population you.
sucksville by GrazerMagick September 16, 2012

Fuckerville.com 

The one single place where every fuck fuck, is the fucking fucktastic fuck that everyone in their fuckery would fuck to peices if allowed to fuck such a fucked apart peice of fucking fuckscuzz.
Fuckerville.com:Your mother hails from fuckerville, which sets my fuckdar off every time I'm within a 2 mile radius of that weak fuckling of a fuck.
Fuckerville.com by Quintonc23 April 26, 2016

Summerville 

A small town in South Carolina that has literally nothing to do. If you're under the age of 60, don't move here. The majority of this town consists of casually racist, gun-owning, old republican white people. It is the most boring town you will ever visit. Since the town itself is so small and boring everyone between the ages of 12 and 40 do drugs/drink or have sex and if you do venture out into the wild to find something to do, chances are you're going to get shot. If you wanna move here don't move to Summerville, just move to Charleston, it's about 45 minutes away and is so much more interesting. The schools in Summerville are: Summerville High (for the gays and the furries), Ashley Ridge (for the kids who think they're gangsters), Fort Dorchester (for the actual gangsters), Cane Bay (for the athletes), and Pinewood Prep, a private school (for the drug dealers and kids smart enough or rich enough not to get caught by the police). So yeah, to sum it up it's boring, the traffic is horrendous, and the people are crazy, just don't move here. :)
new kid: so, what is there to do in Summerville?
local: literally nothing.
new kid: oh ok.
Summerville by Hondacf100! October 6, 2022