an armlike appendage found in cephalopods (octopus and squid) covered in suckers.
a staple of twisted japanese hentai porn. tentacle-rape scenes and bukkake are to the japanese sexual identity what scheisse-movies are to germany.
The Tokyo police force was severely underfunded, having to deal with not only the 41st Street Yakuza and the weekly drunken samurai incidents, but also a sudden outbreak of tentacle rape in the 8th precinct.
1. An institution where people pay for the privilege of torturing themselves through bodily exertion in the name of physical fitness. Torture implements in most gymnasiums include freeweights, excercise bicycles, circuit training machines, rowers, etc. Attendees seem to enjoy the fact that not since the Spanish Inquisition has there been such a wide selection of torture implements available, as the success of a gymnasium is correlated partly to the amount of equipment it has to offer.
2. A moneymaking enterprise that offers a cheap, long-term membership deal right around New Year's to entice January Joiners bent on fulfilling their New Year's resolutions. The amount of revenue these fickle individuals generate for the fitness industry is unfathomable.
I only phrase definition (1) like this because I'm paying 69 Euro/month to put myself in pain. The gymnasium's my dominatrix. I wonder why no one else uses a Gimp outfit for their workout gear, and why I get such odd looks when I do.
A singer that many of her idiot fans can't seem to realize that she uses vocal enhancements on her album.
Which means she can't sing for shit, it's all enhanced. She sounds like shit live and the whole acid reflex deal was a fake.
She also has yet to be original. Her music styles, lyrics and looks all come from another celeb.
Ashlee doesn't deserve her fame,
it's a shame.
Ashlee Simpson:I'll just fool everyone into thinking I can sing so they'll by my album and i'll get rich. Haha suckers.
A usually annual gala event thrown by a company in order to reassure its sales group that they are the most important and precious things in the universe. Typically takes place in an expensive location with golf courses. Sales personnel fly in from all around the world to be cooed, wined and dined so they don't leave to work for a competitor. Funds for the lavish, days-long indulgence are generally appropriated by denying unimportant employees the essentials they need, such as sufficient headcount and adequate equipment. Unimportant employees generally include anyone not in sales or upper management, especially anyone who actually helps a customer after the deal has closed, such as Customer Service or Technical Support.
Tech Support Person: Man, I wish they'd hire more people. I've got 75 cases, and that means about 50 really pissed off customers at all times.
Salesperson: Quit your whining, little person. The only reason you even have a job is that I sell our products to those suckers. Now get out of my way because I'm flying first-class out to Las Vegas for our sales kickoff for five days of golf and booze and spa treatments and hookers, all on the company dime! Ha ha!
Tech Support Person: I should have known that being smart, helpful and productive was a dead end.
(v)Dicksuckery is the act of sucking up to someone, in such an extreme manner that you are metaphorically, and at most times, literally sucking their dick. People that use dicksuckery on a daily basis, or perform something along the lines of dicksuckery, are often referred to as dick suckers, tools, lames, dickriders, or suck ups.
(n: simple)Dicksuckery is also a noun that accumulates the several different verbs acquainted with dicksuckery such as sucking dick, taking it, or in fact even being a bitch ass.
(n: proper)When someone performs things that fall under the category of dicksuckery, as if it comes naturally to them, they are often reffered to as being born on Planet Dicksuckery, which is also both metaphorical and physical in most cases. Dicksuckery can also, in some cases become a disease when the person has been sucking the dick of something so frequently, that the person is permanently sucking the dick of the said object (Could range from being a person, to a brand of cereal). Side effects are dry mouth, scraped knees, a low self esteem, and sometimes prostitution.
(v) Frequent dicksuckery makes the heart grow colder. and The mouth much dryer.
(n: simple)Look at all this dicksuckery. Too much dicksuckery to finish the job boss.
(n: simple) I went to school for 8 years to get my degree in dicksuckery
(n: proper)Joe frequently has breathing problems due to male extremities being stuck in his throat. Joe must be from Planet Dicksuckery.
(n: proper)Joe has sucked so much of Matt's dick over the years, that a doctor specially trained to deal with Dicksuckery, has diagnosed Joe with a severe case of Dicksuckery.
"a band that rocks! they have come a long way and their songs actually mean something" I totally agree wid it. u all suckers...just cuz u dont like GC dusnt mean u can just insult them. well u knoo what it isnt even your fault. cuz everyone has a diferent taste. its not important 4 every1 2 liek the same thing. but lemme tell u tht just cuz you dont like them dusnt mean it gives u the right to say shit about them. so just shut the f*** up n keep ur crap abt GC 2 urselves. n if u really wanna insult them then go join sum kinda forum in sum kinda gc-hater site, n if u dont find one..keep it 2 urself. and about gaining popularity...they hav released albums 4 ppl 2 listen n like n e other groups who hav made their own music they hav achieved popularity. whts so wrong abt that! if u dont like them dont listen to them..its as simple as that..u dont need to go around sayin they'r posers blah blah blah.they havent ever put n e label 2 themselves..they just being themselves n u hav no right to say anything about their style or anything..cuz i'm sure u wudnt liek it if n e one calls ur style sumthin bad. and as 4 the change in JOEL MADDEN, he is a person too and people change. its as if it never happened 2 u..if he's showing more affection 2wards punk...whts the big deal..their music has the same melody n same gr8 rythms...one last time...IF U DONT LIKE THEM>>DONT LISTEN TO THEIR MUSIC>>SHUT THE F*** UP ND MIND UR OWN BUSINESS..u guys r just riting crap cuz u hav nth else 2 do..so g...more...
|7.||Fauquier High School|
99% of the kids at this school are tool bags that are into themselves. They all boast about how great they are and how LHS sucks. Ha Truth be told their school blows just as much as all the whores who attend it. The guys are all wannabe athletes, other than their soccer team which is usually decent. They suck at everything, including life itself. All the little pricks in the county go here and think they're superior to the rest of the world. They're school has a fan club called the zoo. Perfect name, cause just like animals at the zoo, they all smell like shit and look ten times worse. Besides that their school is next to a sewage plant. HAHA They may think they're on top but they all go to schools like Radford and WVU to drink, become fat and oh yea, remain uneducated. Sadly there are a few good people who go there that have to deal with the rest of the cock suckers. Its awesome to be a LIBERTY EAGLE. SCREW Fauquier High School
Fauquier High School sucks