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3. suckerpunch
Verb When your significant other is sucking on your schlong, while simultaneously punching your balls.
Billy: "Man oh man! Last night hurt so good! Mona went to town on me, and the evening culminated in her giving me the sweetest suckerpunch I've ever experienced! My scrot is, like, totally swollen today and I think one of my testes is still lodged in my abdomen."

CJ: "Sweet. That takes more talent than tapping your head while rubbing your belly. For her, not you."
1. suckerpunch
A punch that takes someone by surprise, a punch coming from out of the blue.
When John turned around, Mike floored him with a suckerpunch.
2. suckerpunch
When someone punches you and you didn't evan know you were fighting
"Hey, whats that over there?"
"Where? OW!" Suckerpunch.
4. Suckerpunch
When a lady friend is sucking your dong and punching your balls simultaneously.
"Hi Billy, how was your night last night?"

"Hi CJ. It went swimmingly! I met up with Mona and she suckerpunched me for, like, an hour. My scrot really hurts today. And my wang is all dried up"
5. suckerpunch
Verb When your significant other is sucking on your schlong, while simultaneously punching your balls.
Billy: "Man oh man! Last night hurt so good! Mona went to town on me, and the evening culminated in her giving me the sweetest suckerpunch I've ever experienced! My scrot is, like, totally swollen today and I think one of my testes is still lodged in my abdomen."

CJ: "Sweet. That takes more talent than tapping your head while rubbing your belly. For her, not you."
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