| 50. | cock snorkler | ||
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A person who sucks up to the boss so much that it seems like removing the boss's cock from the person's mouth would be like depriving him from oxygen.
That cock snorkler in accounting is going to get a raise before the rest of us for sure!
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| 51. | Googlephant | ||
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Person who fawns all over a Google employee either in person or in a discussion thread in an attempt to win favor with that employee and hopefully gain inside information, a free trip to the Googleplex, a job with Google, or some other Google perk. A derivative of sycophant. "Did you see the way he was sucking up to Matt Cutts in that interview? He's such a Googlephant."
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| 52. | Taking a wank! | ||
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Expression used when you don't want to say what you are up to. Bob: Hello
Jim: Hello Bob: What are you up to? Jim: Taking a wank! |
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| 53. | george bush | ||
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I guy who fights in what he belives in and doesnt suck up to the media (like hillary).
doesnt listen 2 any liberal assholes critisized by many who wish they could be in his shoes killed the evil fucker saddam hussain helped the country during 9/11 crisis George bush is the president.
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| 54. | band bitch | ||
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One who will do pretty much anything for their marching band. Usually, but not always a drum major or color guard captain, most of the time forced into "helping out" (such as opening doors, handing out drill sheets and/or schedules, demostrating proper marching technique, etc.) by the band director. Sometimes they come in the form of aspiring drum majors or color guard captains, hoping to butter up to the director. "Hey why is Mary handing out all those band schedules?"
"Well, she wants to be a drum major. She could be next year-she's already a band bitch." |
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| 55. | preps | ||
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MOST preps shop at Abercrombie, Hollister, AE, Victorias Secret, Forever 21, etc. They dress the same most of them bitchy but very little are nice. They always suck up to there teachers and I dont know why but the teachers like them.
They only care about themselves and there friends. They follow the media and whatever they say. At school you see about 50 girls wearing the same shirt. They dont like to be different I guess seeing that they're all into the same sh**. Preps can think whatever they want but we arent jealous. We laugh at you ex. 1Grl 1: Ew why are you wearing that? ITS SO LAST YEAR!
Grl 2: Because I'd like to be different and I have my own style. What about you? Whats your style? I look at you and i see the same thing that i saw the other 50 girls. Grl 1: JEALOUS! Your a freak! We have good taste. Thats why a lot of people wear Abercrombie and Hollister because they're good at designing clothes! Grl 2: I guess you can't seem to see past all that BS the media is feeding you. I am way smarter than you anyways I dont waste 120 bucks on some ripped jeans. Go ahead and waste your money because it isnt mine. Grl 1: Freak! you didnt even listen to me. Grl 2: Calm down. I did. You are the one that didnt listen.Dumb preps |
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| 56. | dick riding | ||
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Sucking up to; to be someone's bitch or make yourself look inferior to someone, just to earn their respect or get something tangible in return. 1: That guy was totally 'dick riding' that rapper because he was hoping to get noticed.
2: That lady is a total 'dick rider', every time she sees someone with a hunk of cash she'll try to sleep with them. |
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