Spawning from a Simpsons episode where Homer cooks up a scheme to smuggle booze into Springfield during prohibition.
Literally means to do something bad/unskillfull on purpose for reasons that arnt obvious.
See crazy like a fox
Bart: Man Homer, you suck! {At bowling}
Homer: Yeah, suck like a fox!
by TTM October 17, 2004
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Work/family friendly version of "Sucks like a bag of dicks."
It's 4:45 on a Friday when a huge job comes across your desk. It's due on Monday morning. You turn to your coworker and proclaim, "This sucks like a bag of Richards!".
by Dixxxie Wrect August 5, 2005
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To suck dick(i.e. give oral sex to a man) with so much vigorousness and expertise, that it feels sooo good to him and it makes him feel like his Big John was being sucked by a human Hoover vaccum cleaner.
Nick D: Jesus McFucking Christ, my bitch was really sucking it like a Hoover last night, that when she was finished, I was cumming up a storm in her face that made her blind for a while and she even left a hickey all over my holy muscle of love!





Mark H. Contributing to the universal English slang vocabulary on UrbanDictionary since February 2004.
by Mark H October 1, 2004
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Another way to say sucking a man/boys penis typically used more with homosexuals, bisexuals or complete perverts as it's referring to sucking a penis like you would suck a lollipop
My boyfriend told me to suck it like a lolli' 'you sucked his dick?' 'yeah
by yaoirulesbitchez May 17, 2011
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Pipe down and concentrate on what you're doing.
Person 1: "We've not even made it to Salisbury and I'm thirsty"
Person 2: " Oh. Suck it like a snipe"
by alpinesnipe March 27, 2011
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Barbara with BIG titties and Stephanie who sucks like a vacuum.
An expression used by Niko Bellic in GTA IV to describe his cousins fake stories for example “Where’s luxury condo, Where’s sports car, where’s Barbara with BIG titties and Stephanie who sucks like a vacuum?”
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Suck someone to get to their cum him/her

Like you suck a straw to drink your drink
My Wife wanted to suck me like a straw
by Dat_'n'_Dis Guy April 4, 2018
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