When an innocent soul is seduced into the realm of a succubus, they have acquired succubitis. Their lives get taken over by their bitchy, controlling girlfriends. The longer they are involved with the succubus, the more extreme their case becomes.
Side affects include: loss of rational thought, extreme mood swings, raging emotions, broken electronic devices.
1. Oftentimes, succubus' prey on groups of guys that are friends. If your friend has a girlfriend and all of a sudden she changes her mind and comes for you, run. She is clearly a succubus coming for your soul.
2. if she is a butterface. If she had a nice face, she wouldn't need to prey on innocent souls to find a man. Despite your interest in her curves, avoid the succubus at all costs.
3. if she has no friends. AKA, friendless. A succubus is always desperate for that special one to talk to 24/7, as she has no real friends in her life.
4. if she seems too perfect. For many men, this is what really gets them. If she has season tickets to your favorite sports team, has a killer house, and likes to have sex all the time, then you know she is a succubus. Despite your instinct to keep her around for the extra benefits, it will hurt you in the end. badly.
Side affects include: loss of rational thought, extreme mood swings, raging emotions, broken electronic devices.
1. Oftentimes, succubus' prey on groups of guys that are friends. If your friend has a girlfriend and all of a sudden she changes her mind and comes for you, run. She is clearly a succubus coming for your soul.
2. if she is a butterface. If she had a nice face, she wouldn't need to prey on innocent souls to find a man. Despite your interest in her curves, avoid the succubus at all costs.
3. if she has no friends. AKA, friendless. A succubus is always desperate for that special one to talk to 24/7, as she has no real friends in her life.
4. if she seems too perfect. For many men, this is what really gets them. If she has season tickets to your favorite sports team, has a killer house, and likes to have sex all the time, then you know she is a succubus. Despite your instinct to keep her around for the extra benefits, it will hurt you in the end. badly.
Friend 1: Look at Will, he's got a new girl.
Friend 2: Yeah, I know who she is. she's got the succubus signs.
Friend: O shit, we better get him away before he catches succubitis.
{playing of "you belong with me" backwards followed by a loud scream.}
Will: Thanks you guys, she almost got me there.
Friend 2: Yeah, I know who she is. she's got the succubus signs.
Friend: O shit, we better get him away before he catches succubitis.
{playing of "you belong with me" backwards followed by a loud scream.}
Will: Thanks you guys, she almost got me there.
by the PHS doctah October 26, 2010
The belief by women, that all men were placed on the earth to be manipulated by beautiful women. The belief that men are meant to be sheered. To be used for money, power, sex, etc etc
This belief is super super rare and found rarely but the do exist . I repeat this entry is not any kind of generalization.
This belief is super super rare and found rarely but the do exist . I repeat this entry is not any kind of generalization.
by Theamazinggeek March 29, 2018
The Mario GBA case thing got stuck to my GBA and I had to break it to get it off, though. Damn Mario and his succubic ways.
by CP February 17, 2005
That succubant drained his girlfriend's checking account, then stole his parents car and drove to Mexico.
by Sucudont December 8, 2013
by TheIncubi January 16, 2010
Today we'll finish school early to not have to partake in *Name a school teacher*'s lesson. If Viga stays he's a succube
by Suq_madiq December 18, 2019