i, evax humbly submit a toast to nicholas alexander for successfully managing to pirate warcraft iii so he may play defense of the ancients. congratulations, nick. enjoy your dota. 

CONSUME THE CUM CHALICE

I, EvaX humbly submit a toast to Nicholas Alexander for successfully managing to pirate WarCraft III so he may play defense of the ancients. Congratulations, Nick. Enjoy your dota.

i, evax humbly submit a toast to nicholas alexander for successfully managing to pirate warcraft iii so he may play defense of the ancients. congratulations, nick. enjoy your dota. by Siriusexclu October 27, 2020

substitute person 

A person that is only desired or wanted at their significant other's conveinience.

From a quote by "Claire" in the film Elizabethtown

The significant other of the substitute person may not "have enough time" or "be too busy" for a relationship, or they may only be interested for the purpose of sex, money, status, or general need of someone to talk to during times of stress. The substitute person generally won't get the emotional fulfillment from the experience that he/she may crave, and will feel unimportant yet somehow will continue on out of hope.

This can only end in tears for the substitute person.

substitute person by Bird Bird Bird April 24, 2010

How to submit definitions 

To submit your own definitions to urban dictionary, you have to login first, then click on the plus in the top right corner, then write the name of the definition. For example "Triangle" then you write the definition which could be "A square, but with 3 sides" Or if you're dirty, like 90% of everyone on urban dictionary you can write something sexual like "A triangle is when 3 people fuck each other at the same time". Then you write an example of how it's used in a sentence. And last you click submit

Yesterday I learned how to submit definitions to urban dictionary :O

OMG NICE

How to submit definitions by Definitely Not A Robot September 27, 2019

Substitute teacher 

Someone who does not know anything about teaching, yet still gets payed while the students don't learn anything that day

We had a substitute teacher today so we didn't do shit

Substitute teacher by stanimal51 June 12, 2016

subtwt

Any community or group on Twitter. Some examples are anitwitter for Anime Twitter, MCYTTWT for Minecraft YouTuber Twitter, and kpoptwt for Kpop Twitter. There are hundreds of subtwts.

What subtwts are you in? I'm in so many haha

subtwt by slweeb April 17, 2021

I reject your reality and substitute my own. 

A quote from the low-budget sci-fi/fantasy film The Dungeonmaster, popularized by Adam Savage of Mythbusters, this quote basically means "you may be technically right, but you're not changing my mind." This can come off as stubborn, but it really doesn't matter, since you don't care about the technical "facts".

Person 1: Ugh this character's design is so terrible and pointless.
Person 2: Well actually, did you know that it's design comes from goes on to prove person 1 wrong
Person 1: I reject your reality and substitute my own.
Person 2: -sigh- Okay then, moving on...

I reject your reality and substitute my own. by Kali_Gratitude_Rok7 August 20, 2018

subtitties 

suhb-tit-eez
n. Tits so good that the tits got their own titties.

A: yo even her titties got titties
B: naw man those are subtitties

subtitties by Master Ching Chong October 16, 2013