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Sustrated 

When you’ve been sussing for a fat minute and you think you might be gay, but you’re frustrated because you would be disowned by your devotely Christian family.
Billy was going through the J.C. Penny catalog when he suddenly popped a boner to one of the guy models. Sustrated, he went and fapped it out to get out all of his anger.
Sustrated by anonymous November 12, 2018
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substatus 

A substatus is like a subtweet, but on facebook. It is where you post about somebody specific without actually tagging them in it.
When my sister is annoying me, I make a substatus about her.
substatus by HawkeyGirl December 15, 2014

Substurate

The process of indenting something.
I will substurate my notes for better organisation
Substurate by cartcat September 20, 2023

substrate 

In science a substrate is used as the essential template to grow films with high quality. In a human relationship the substrate will be the person that supports the film in any possible way in the hope to help the film grow to its highest beauty. The substrate and film relationship is non-equal, but forms a connection that is fulfilling in a way unlike any other.
film: I need you, my substrate, in order to grow epitaxial.
substrate: I'll always be here for you, my film! We just need to find the right parameters.
substrate by Substrate June 24, 2016

Substratum Network 

A truly incredible project that has succeeded well beyond its competitors. Its development team has the manliest of beards.
Justin: We have the manliest of beards.
Chuck Norris: Yes. Yes you do, Substratum Network.

metaphysical substrate 

A dumbass term said by someone too afraid to say they believe in a god.
I don't believe in god, but I do believe in a metaphysical substrate.
metaphysical substrate by ptbrown121 November 24, 2024

subscrate 

to subscribe and rate to a youtube, blogtv, or other similar site.
Please subscrate my show, i need views.
subscrate by bobthehitmandole October 28, 2009