Illegal substances 

Synonym for Drugs usually used in a more formal setting like with police

My friend got sent to prison because he was found with illegal substances. He couldn’t even talk his way out of it because he’s such a glassman.

Illegal substances by Sleepdeprived_phoneaddict June 24, 2020

fodular substances

Technical term for food

i'm in the mood for some fodular substances

fodular substances by mincer February 10, 2004

party enhancing substances 

any substance, alcohol or otherwise, that enhances a party. similar to performance enhancing substances in the fact that they are sometimes illegal, and that many people are against them(depending on age).

my good friend captain morgan is a party enhancing substance

mike snuck us in some party enhancing substances in his flask

the party was pretty lame, then we got some party enhancing substances and found the trampoline

party enhancing substances by deebeecee April 22, 2009

Creamy Substances from your underage lover 

When Alana takes Noah b's "gooch" at the homless shelter

noah b: hey alana! come and give me some of that plump thigh treatment

noah b: let your juices flow from your cheeks onto my crotch

alana: yes daddy.....give me your pink suculant crack money

random homeless man in the corner of the room (michael): Hey babies!!! Creamy Substances from your underage lover is my favorite homless meal.....

Creamy Substances from your underage lover by Mr. crotch tickler (noah b) December 13, 2023

substanisan

The word SUBSTANISAN was invented by the always adequite Lindsay Lohan . Nobody knows what does it really mean therefore you can spot many different usages.

Whoa, that would be more than substanisan!

Oh my gah, move to Substanisan already!

Substanisan my ... you moron!

I feel so substanisaned today.

Stop substanisantly substanisanting my substanisaned substanisan.

...Now repeat it over n over as quickly as you can!

substanisan by substanisanemigrant September 10, 2009

Substance D 

1. Substance D is a fictional addictive amphetamine-like psychoactive drug, also known as "Slow Death", "Death" and "D", that is depicted in Philip K. Dick's novel "A Scanner Darkly". It's derived from the fictional flower "Mors ontologica".

2. By extension, Substance D can refer to amphetamine (speed).

"What he sold me as 'candy' actually turned out to be 'Substance D'."

This is a more subtle way to refer to amphetamine in a conversation if you don't want to attract too much attention.

Substance D by Electric Sheep March 15, 2009

Substance Toddler 

(n.) A person who can only tolerate a small amount of drugs, alcohol, etc.
(n.) A lightweight

Jimmy: Where's Carl?
Ron: He passed out after like 3 beers, man.
Jimmy: What a substance toddler!

Substance Toddler by Ankylosaurus February 21, 2010