Submart 

To start a thread on an online forum that has great potential for drama, intrigue, and humor, only to abandon it immediately by not writing any follow-up posts whatsoever. Such behavior leaves fellow users unsatisfied, frustrated, and/or concerned for the well-being of the original poster (OP).

Originated on the University of Texas forum Shaggybevo.

"I can't believe this guy would start a thread about his wife wanting to bring a hot lesbian into their marriage, and then totally pull a submart."

"My girlfriend of seven years dumped me and I need a thread telling me not to be a cunt, sack up and live"
-I Love Submart

Submart by CurlyDumps July 23, 2013

subparb

figure of speach for: u sought some thung superb, ha?

Britknee "Oh, bummer!"
Jakespare "subparb-ees-ie haul in one?"
Degoichiro "Shoot, shhoot pot pot!"
Denny Law "Shoot pervs, anyway."

subparb by 💾ReallyTbytes📺 November 10, 2017

Subpatomacite 

A word used by residents of the State of Maryland to describe Virginians to their south. The word literally means below the Patomac, which is where Virginia is located.

It originated on r/Maryland as a reasoning for the border fence between Maryland and Virginia.

Gotta keep those subpatomacites out

Subpatomacite by Atom596 September 11, 2022

subpar weinering 

the act of giving subpar sex that did not pleasure the partner

I am sorry babe that was some really subpar-weinering. Want to go again?

Last night, I hooked up with a guy, and the sex was really subpar. That’s some Subpar Weinering!

subpar weinering by Beers&Rears November 22, 2022

subpar

1)Not measuring up to traditional standards of performance, value, or production.

2)Below par in a hole, round, or game of golf.

3)Being a druid.

Druids is quite subpar imho.

subpar by Moobeat luvs joo November 1, 2006

Subparaduaru 

The act of receiving a blow job while playing Starcraft.

Girl: What do you want to do tonight?
Boy: Well the guys wanted to play starcraft.
Girl: I was thinking something a little more intimate.

Boy: Maybe you can give a blow job while I play?
Girl: okay if you do something for me.

Later: Dudes my girl Gave me a Subparaduaru.

Dudes: Thats fucking Sick!!!!

Me: Got ranked up to Master League that night!

Subparaduaru by Man with a great Girlfriend March 8, 2011

SubArtsNew 

A joke that is irresistible to the gender of your choice.

He just did a SubArtsNew

SubArtsNew by YouReallyThought August 9, 2021