Subconjunctival Hemorrhage 

Subconjunctival hemorrhage is a broken blood vessel in the eye caused by a lack of the following: vaginal intercourse, anal intercourse, cunnilingus, anilingus, kissing, flirting, fondling, hugging, and a lack of loving text messages from someone special.

The condition is self-resolving with an adequate amount of TLC from the appropriate person. Preferable done away from life, for a minimum of two nights...just you and me...secluded from the world.

Betty: Dude, my eye... I've got a bad case of subconjunctival hemorrhage thanks to you.
Bobby: Get your naked ass over to my house and I'll make it better.

Subconjunctival Hemorrhage by BettyVega April 21, 2014

subdolous 

Sly, cunning, not to be trusted

It was on an episode of The O.C.

(Summer was talking about Seth to Zach, saying he was a "subdolous egomaniac")

subdolous by *aManDa* August 3, 2005

Sublanousia 

When a lack of sleep leads to a short life and unable to produce kids

I think you might have sublanousia

Sublanousia by Dr. Killosigher January 1, 2021

Nigronious Sumonous 

An ancient spell known to summon to favorite African American male in times of need.

"We need Taquayvion in this shit. NIGRONIOUS SUMONOUS!"

Nigronious Sumonous by ReneGod September 1, 2024